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Ant Problems: World’s Largest IPO Slapped At Last Minute

November 3, 2020March 25, 2021

It’s difficult to imagine anyone had much room on their mental “balance sheet” (if you

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Here Is Your ‘Last Chance’ Tactical Election Rundown

November 3, 2020November 3, 2020

Having delivered on what I felt was an editorial obligation to mark the US election

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(Dangerously) Aloof

November 3, 2020November 4, 2020

“Did you send me a check?” It was the accountant. He never says “Hi” or

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‘Never, Ever, Ever’

November 3, 2020November 3, 2020

Global equities were again buoyant as election day dawned in the US, where nearly 98

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Meanwhile, In Junk Exodus News…

November 2, 2020

The following short bit will come as no surprise to regular readers, and as such,

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Glass Half Full Crowd Gets Another Fireball Shot From Scorching ISM

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

In another piece of evidence to support the recovery narrative stateside, ISM manufacturing printed a

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Jefferies’ Zervos: US Election May Be ‘Market Non-Event Of The Century’

November 2, 2020November 3, 2020

In a note out late last week, JPMorgan’s Nikolaos Panigirtzoglou suggested that the market’s obsession

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JPMorgan: Equity Bull Market Set To Resume. Central Banks Matter More Than Fiscal Stimulus

November 2, 2020November 3, 2020

Over the past two months, the consensus narrative vis-à-vis policy and stimulus generally revolved around

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‘Fire Fauci!’ Failing The Rationality Test In The Kingdom Of Unreason

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

Over the weekend, Donald Trump’s favorite pandemic adviser, Scott Atlas, appeared on Russian state television

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Crude Carnage, China ‘On Track’ And ‘When Does The Pub Open Again?’

November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

Global equities were generally buoyant Monday, kicking off a pivotal week with gains despite a

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Fed Meeting, October Jobs Report Are Election Week’s ‘Other’ Big Events

November 1, 2020November 2, 2020

It feels somehow trivial to mention (let alone analyze) next week’s “other” marquee events and

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And Now, Another Astounding FAAMG Factoid

November 1, 2020November 2, 2020

The US equity market is a lot like American society — inegalitarian and defined by

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An Eleventh Hour Election Warning For Traders And Investors

November 1, 2020November 3, 2020

Editor’s note: The following piece first ran here on Sunday. We’re keeping it featured prominently

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‘Christmas Is Going To Be Different This Year’: Boris Johnson Orders England Back Into Lockdown

October 31, 2020November 2, 2020

Just days after France, Italy, and Germany implemented strict new containment protocols amid an aggressive

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‘Classic Toppy Signs’ In An Insane World

October 31, 2020November 2, 2020

The next US president, whether Donald Trump (again) or Joe Biden, will inherit one of

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Americans Don’t Really Care About The Stock Market. But You Can Sure Fool Them

October 31, 2020November 2, 2020

You can scarcely open Twitter without seeing something you don’t want to see, irrespective of

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‘Unfathomable Consequences’

October 30, 2020November 2, 2020

The last full week of trading before America’s date with what some still fear will

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‘Efficiency Work’

October 30, 2020

It’s fair to say 2020 has been a disastrous year for Exxon. The company, once

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Drunken Dart Games (Don’t Get Excited: This Is About Personal Income And Outlays)

October 30, 2020October 30, 2020

The last of this week’s data deluge washed over markets that didn’t generally care on

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From Record-Setting Growth To Double-Dip Recession: Europe’s Fate Seen Sealed

October 30, 2020

The euro-area economy expanded at a record pace in Q3, as the same “turn the

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For America’s Tech Titans, Weight Of The World Gets Heavy

October 30, 2020October 30, 2020

Tech shares weighed on equities Friday, as solid earnings from Apple, Facebook, Amazon, and Alphabet

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These Great Numbers

October 29, 2020October 29, 2020

“Biggest and Best in the History of our Country, and not even close,” Donald Trump

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Goodbye Goldilocks

October 29, 2020November 1, 2020

The prospect of Republicans holding the Senate and proceeding to block Democratic spending proposals was

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Jobless Claims, Signal Versus Noise, And ‘Better’ Versus ‘Good’

October 29, 2020October 29, 2020

The US economy rebounded in predictably robust fashion during the third quarter, but the recovery

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Lagarde, ECB Confront Double-Dip Recession As Europe Plunges Back Into Lockdown

October 29, 2020October 29, 2020

While explaining France’s new coronavirus lockdowns, Emmanuel Macron was unequivocal in dispelling the notion that there

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US Economy Serves Up Predictably Huge GDP Print. But Does Anyone Care?

October 29, 2020October 29, 2020

The US economy expanded at a record pace in the third quarter, the first read

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No Magical Solution

October 29, 2020October 29, 2020

Daily coronavirus cases in Germany topped 20,000 for the first time since the onset of

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