And Ho Hos. Don’t forget the Ho Hos.
Aaaand that’s the week, folks.
“Mueller is currently grinding the heel of his wingtip into Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen’s balls, not because he’s trying to flip them, but because he’s just a couple of weeks away from wrapping this whole thing up. Sounds legit!”
A poor choice of words (?) and another leak.
“A brazen attack on American democracy.”
The spillovers will be “tremendous.”
Which do you want first?
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
“U.S. is asking China to open its markets but creates obstacles for China, contravening principles of equality, fairness and reciprocity.”
“Palantir is like Frankenstein’s Monster, except Frankenstein is a psychotic Trumpian prick with a fucking “blood boy” and who owns a piece of New Zealand the size of Lower Manhattan. Thank goodness Congress is modestly aware of the Internet.”
Got all of that?
“In effect, the Donald is taking credit for the doings of the plain old business cycle, and at the worst possible time.”
Well, that was interesting.
So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”
“Yet, like all good things, it eventually ended.”