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Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

October 28, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Mona Lisa’s Smirk

    October 28, 2026October 28, 2026
  • The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

    October 28, 2026October 28, 2026

Markets

F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Around, Around We Go

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Anthropic: The Promise, The Numbers, The Risks

    October 26, 2026October 27, 2026
  • Only You Can Prevent A Bear Market

    October 26, 2026October 27, 2026
  • Credit Canaries

    October 25, 2026October 26, 2026

economy

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s A Big Week

    October 25, 2026October 27, 2026
  • What To Expect From The October FOMC Meeting

    October 24, 2026October 26, 2026

Geopolitics

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Not Done Just Yet?

October 22, 2026October 23, 2026

Questions, But No Answers

October 19, 2026October 20, 2026

Duly Noted

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Mind The Control Group!

October 15, 2026October 16, 2026

Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

October 28, 2026

Big numbers, everybody. Big numbers. Alphabet and Microsoft reported quarterly results after the bell on

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Dissembling Strategery

October 28, 2026October 28, 2026

Dissembling. That’s one word — and probably the only one you need — to describe

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Mona Lisa’s Smirk

October 28, 2026October 28, 2026

The Kevin Warsh Fed, which is so committed to restoring price stability as defined by

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An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 28, 2026

Congratulations to Donald Trump and Scott Bessent on a — checks notes — 13bps drop

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The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 28, 2026

I won’t bury the lede. The tragic irony of the Israeli state is that it’s

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F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

On Tuesday morning, in what I can only describe as an egregious error of judgment,

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Frozen Bubble

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

They bought some new homes last month. I don’t know for the life of me

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It’s All Relative

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

“WOW! Consumer confidence up BIG! Thank you President Trump!” That’s what I’d say on my

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Around, Around We Go

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Deals, deals everywhere. Most of them circular. What could go wrong? On Tuesday, in the

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Anthropic: The Promise, The Numbers, The Risks

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

We believe that AI is one of the most consequential technologies in human history. If

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Only You Can Prevent A Bear Market

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

You better keep buying. Buying stocks, I mean. Because while the corporate bid’s still huge

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Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

I should’ve known better. Better than to count Lula out, I mean. Hell, his last

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It’s A Big Week

October 25, 2026October 27, 2026

It’s gonna be a big week. Who’s excited?! No, seriously. This is a crucial week

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Credit Canaries

October 25, 2026October 26, 2026

In addition to a smorgasbord of macro data, a Fed meeting and earnings reports from

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What To Expect From The October FOMC Meeting

October 24, 2026October 26, 2026

Nothing. That’s the answer to the question implicitly posed by the title here. A succession

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Weekly: Something Wicked This Way Comes?

October 23, 2026October 26, 2026

Last Friday, I wrote that “the business week ended October 16, 2026, will either be

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After The Rally: What’s Next For Treasurys?

October 23, 2026October 25, 2026

Although I’ll take it vis à vis my early-October suggestion that US yields had likely

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Kevin Needs A Credit Event

October 23, 2026October 25, 2026

If the Kevin Warsh Fed was already inclined to suggest the market’s “doing some of

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BONDS!!!

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

The bad news is, stocks are back-footed all of a sudden. The good news is,

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Return Of The Left-Tail

October 22, 2026October 23, 2026

Remember the left-tail? If not, no one will blame you. It was, err, left for

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Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Earlier this month, I noted that US jobless claims were about to make history. Again.

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Not Done Just Yet?

October 22, 2026October 23, 2026

The Pentagon’s “assembling a massive arsenal” in the Gulf, where American forces will be “fully

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Flying Cars, New Share Class Highlight Tesla, Meta Results

October 21, 2026October 22, 2026

The company soon to be known as SpaceX was free-cash-flow positive last quarter, according to

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‘X’finity

October 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Forget $3.5 trillion for SpaceTaxi. Or Xfinity. (How long before Elon Musk buys Comcast just

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Ken Sees A Bubble

October 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Ken Griffin, who didn’t love his Nick Offerman character in Dumb Money, sees a bubble.

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A Starship Enterprise

October 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Merger. Merger. M–M–M–Merger. America. Let’s go. Let’s do this. — Jackie Moon A long-rumored tie-up

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Watch This Space

October 20, 2026October 21, 2026

“To infinity and beyond!” Or whatever. Elon Musk’s rocket-making, satellite-broadband company-turned-data-center REIT reported Q3 sales

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