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US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 5, 2026
  • ‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

    November 5, 2026
  • Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

    November 5, 2026
  • Deus Ex Machina?

    November 4, 2026November 4, 2026

Markets

The Capex Catch-22

November 3, 2026November 4, 2026
  • Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026
  • Have The Hyper-Scalers Lost Their Minds?

    November 2, 2026November 4, 2026
  • Apple Sets A Bunch Of Records. Misses In China

    November 2, 2026November 3, 2026
  • Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

    November 2, 2026November 3, 2026

economy

Irrepressible

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • In Other News: Scorching ‘Job Changer’ Pay Gains, AI Disruption

    November 4, 2026November 5, 2026
  • Someone’s Got Work For You

    November 3, 2026November 4, 2026
  • Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

    November 2, 2026November 3, 2026
  • Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

    November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Geopolitics

Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

US Jobless Claims Chase History

November 5, 2026November 5, 2026

Somebody check TruthSocial. Donald Trump’s propaganda machine might’ve made a new poster to celebrate the

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‘Tis The Season! For Temporary Fulfillment Jobs

November 5, 2026

In this week’s macro preview, I described Thursday’s Challenger report as a “now or never”

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Senseless Iran War Triggers BoE Hike, 5% Inflation Warning

November 5, 2026

“Unless the conflict in the Middle East is resolved,” it “seems” like the Bank of

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Deus Ex Machina?

November 4, 2026November 4, 2026

Hey, um, “The Capex Catch-22“, an article published here on Tuesday afternoon, was an election

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Tsunami

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

Well damn. I was countin’ on that $5,000. I was gonna buy a Louis Flaneur

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Irrepressible

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

You can’t keep it down. Naive hopes for a return to democratic normalcy and starry-eyed,

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In Other News: Scorching ‘Job Changer’ Pay Gains, AI Disruption

November 4, 2026November 5, 2026

It’s all about politics on Wednesday, but if you care about the macro, the ADP

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The Capex Catch-22

November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

Free cash flow. It’s all about free cash flow. Or, more to the point, lack

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Someone’s Got Work For You

November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

Jobs. They’re out there if you want ’em. Allegedly. According to Tuesday’s only notable US

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Tech Got No Love This Earnings Season

November 3, 2026November 4, 2026

“Mr. Market,” who Benjamin Graham famously described as “cray-cray” (that’s not exactly how he put

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Have The Hyper-Scalers Lost Their Minds?

November 2, 2026November 4, 2026

For the first time, I’m starting to wonder if hyper-scaler management might’ve lost the plot

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Apple Sets A Bunch Of Records. Misses In China

November 2, 2026November 3, 2026

Apple on Monday reported higher-than-expected overall sales during John Ternus’s first quarter at the helm.

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Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

November 2, 2026November 3, 2026

Ok, whaddawe got goin’ on here, some macro I have to cover? Choices, choices. Tempting

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Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

November 2, 2026November 3, 2026

Everybody relax, Mike Wilson says it’s gonna be ok. That’s sarcasm, obviously, but if you

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Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

This week, Americans will pretend they still have a say in who governs them, and

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Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

November 1, 2026November 2, 2026

The marquee event this week is obviously the US midterms. You can read my (deliberately

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Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026November 2, 2026

Nobody likes to hear “I told you so,” even when it comes from someone, in

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The Problem, In A Nutshell…

October 30, 2026November 2, 2026

Investors are genuinely concerned that these companies are in the midst of destroying some of

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What’s What And WTF?

October 30, 2026November 1, 2026

Alphabet was on track Friday for its worst week since March of 2020, during the

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Oil, Dammit!

October 30, 2026November 1, 2026

Oil, goddammit! Oil. I remember chatting about it (oil) early in 2020 with a guy

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The Arbitrageur

October 29, 2026October 29, 2026

I’m (not) rich   “All’s well that ends well. I mean, I’m rich now. So

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My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

October 29, 2026October 31, 2026

Cue the Ren & Stimpy horse: “No sir, I don’t like it.” Amazon said after

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Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

I’m not going to pretend any of you care about Christine Lagarde’s “early” exit from

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‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Inflation. It’s high. “Remains elevated,” as the Fed puts it in every FOMC statement, as

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Boom!

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The world’s largest economy outperformed expectations in Q3 on brisk consumer spending and robust business

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Dissembling Strategery

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Dissembling. That’s one word — and probably the only one you need — to describe

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Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

October 28, 2026October 31, 2026

Big numbers, everybody. Big numbers. Alphabet and Microsoft reported quarterly results after the bell on

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