Aaaand that’s the week, folks.


Rudy Giuliani And Trump: Let’s Explore!

“Mueller is currently grinding the heel of his wingtip into Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen’s balls, not because he’s trying to flip them, but because he’s just a couple of weeks away from wrapping this whole thing up. Sounds legit!”

Digesting Friday’s Draghi, ECB Headlines

A poor choice of words (?) and another leak.

Democratic Party Sues Russia, Trump Campaign, WikiLeaks Alleging Massive Conspiracy

“A brazen attack on American democracy.”

When China Catches Cold…

The spillovers will be “tremendous.”

There’s Good News And There’s Bad News About The S&P And The Midterm Elections

Which do you want first?

Trump Accuses OPEC Of Being ‘At It Again’, Says He Won’t ‘Accept’ Higher Oil Prices

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

China Incredulous At Trump’s Tech Threat: ‘He’s Acting Like A Bully, Is America Really That Fragile?’

“U.S. is asking China to open its markets but creates obstacles for China, contravening principles of equality, fairness and reciprocity.”

Peter Thiel And Palantir Know Everything About You

“Palantir is like Frankenstein’s Monster, except Frankenstein is a psychotic Trumpian prick with a fucking “blood boy” and who owns a piece of New Zealand the size of Lower Manhattan. Thank goodness Congress is modestly aware of the Internet.”

A Unified Theory Of Everything: From The Fed, To Volatility, To LIBOR To BTFD

Got all of that? 

David Stockman: ‘There Has Been No Acceleration Of Main Street Under Trump’

“In effect, the Donald is taking credit for the doings of the plain old business cycle, and at the worst possible time.”

A Bit Of Confusion.

Well, that was interesting.

Rosenstein To Trump: You’re Not A Target Of Any Part Of Mueller Investigation

So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”

Higher Yields Are Bad For Stocks Today And Maybe We Can Blame Commodities 😡


Trader: ‘Don’t Hold Out For Peak P/E’

“Yet, like all good things, it eventually ended.”