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Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

    November 2, 2026November 2, 2026
  • Let’s Talk Blue Waves

    November 1, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

    November 1, 2026November 1, 2026

Markets

Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026November 2, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026November 2, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026November 1, 2026
  • My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

    October 29, 2026October 31, 2026

economy

‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Debbie Downers Amid The Renaissance

November 2, 2026November 2, 2026

Ok, whaddawe got goin’ on here, some macro I have to cover? Choices, choices. Tempting

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Sell-Side Sarcasm: New And Improved!

November 2, 2026November 2, 2026

Everybody relax, Mike Wilson says it’s gonna be ok. That’s sarcasm, obviously, but if you

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Let’s Talk Blue Waves

November 1, 2026November 1, 2026

This week, Americans will pretend they still have a say in who governs them, and

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Polls, Projectiles And Payrolls

November 1, 2026November 1, 2026

The marquee event this week is obviously the US midterms. You can read my (deliberately

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Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026November 2, 2026

Nobody likes to hear “I told you so,” even when it comes from someone, in

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The Problem, In A Nutshell…

October 30, 2026November 2, 2026

Investors are genuinely concerned that these companies are in the midst of destroying some of

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What’s What And WTF?

October 30, 2026November 1, 2026

Alphabet was on track Friday for its worst week since March of 2020, during the

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Oil, Dammit!

October 30, 2026November 1, 2026

Oil, goddammit! Oil. I remember chatting about it (oil) early in 2020 with a guy

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The Arbitrageur

October 29, 2026October 29, 2026

I’m (not) rich   “All’s well that ends well. I mean, I’m rich now. So

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My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

October 29, 2026October 31, 2026

Cue the Ren & Stimpy horse: “No sir, I don’t like it.” Amazon said after

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Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

I’m not going to pretend any of you care about Christine Lagarde’s “early” exit from

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‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

Inflation. It’s high. “Remains elevated,” as the Fed puts it in every FOMC statement, as

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Boom!

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The world’s largest economy outperformed expectations in Q3 on brisk consumer spending and robust business

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Dissembling Strategery

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Dissembling. That’s one word — and probably the only one you need — to describe

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Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

October 28, 2026October 31, 2026

Big numbers, everybody. Big numbers. Alphabet and Microsoft reported quarterly results after the bell on

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Mona Lisa’s Smirk

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

The Kevin Warsh Fed, which is so committed to restoring price stability as defined by

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An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Congratulations to Donald Trump and Scott Bessent on a — checks notes — 13bps drop

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The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

I won’t bury the lede. The tragic irony of the Israeli state is that it’s

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F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

On Tuesday morning, in what I can only describe as an egregious error of judgment,

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Frozen Bubble

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

They bought some new homes last month. I don’t know for the life of me

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It’s All Relative

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

“WOW! Consumer confidence up BIG! Thank you President Trump!” That’s what I’d say on my

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Around, Around We Go

October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Deals, deals everywhere. Most of them circular. What could go wrong? On Tuesday, in the

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Anthropic: The Promise, The Numbers, The Risks

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

We believe that AI is one of the most consequential technologies in human history. If

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Only You Can Prevent A Bear Market

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

You better keep buying. Buying stocks, I mean. Because while the corporate bid’s still huge

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Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

I should’ve known better. Better than to count Lula out, I mean. Hell, his last

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It’s A Big Week

October 25, 2026October 27, 2026

It’s gonna be a big week. Who’s excited?! No, seriously. This is a crucial week

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Credit Canaries

October 25, 2026October 26, 2026

In addition to a smorgasbord of macro data, a Fed meeting and earnings reports from

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