50 Yards…

“Wow, dad.”


Hedge Fund Decca Loses 25% Of Its Value In ‘Vol-pocalypse’

This Has Only Happened 3 Times Since 2012 (Banana Republic Edition)

Ok, so do you want to see something funny?

‘I’ll Bet Every Algo In Asia Was Reading That Text’: It Was Harry!

Wait, Harry? Who the fuck is Harry?

Only ‘Odd-Balls’ Think Low Vol. ETFs Are Vulnerable During A Tantrum, Says Guy Running Low Vol. ETF

“…when you look at any given day or week, you see what appear to be odd-ball circumstances.”

What The Hell Is Going On With Stocks? Explanations Vary…

Who knows.

Goldman’s Buyback Desk Went Nuts During Selloff, But It Wasn’t Enough…

Whatever the case, it looks like Goldman’s buyback desk isn’t enough to stop the bleeding in an acute situation…

David Stockman: ‘Goldilocks’ Is A Figment Of Your Imagination

“That was fast.”

A $30 Million Military Parade Is Just What The Doctor Ordered For A Stock Market Terrified Of Fiscal Outlook

‘You’re Going The Wrong Way!’

“Oh, they’re drunk. How would they know where we’re going?”

Albert Edwards: ‘Trump’’s Grotesquely Ill-Timed Stimulus Will Be Trigger For Market Implosion, Recession’

“…a ruinous fiscal deficit in excess of 15% of GDP will be Trump’s legacy.”

Trader: Here’s Why I Would Fade Ray Dalio’s Massive Short

“We will probably never know, but I think it’s an interesting exercise to speculate on the reasons for the massive bet.”

Wall Street Weighs In On ‘Super-Important’, Bigly Tremendous CPI Beat

“…inflation risks are clearly shifting to the upside.”

CPI Quick Take: What Happens When The Battle Is ‘Won’?

That’s the question.

Futures Plunge, Yields Spike As CPI Fears Realized

Well there you go folks.