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Trump Goes Fishing, Scores ‘Largest Oil Tanker Ever Seized’

December 10, 2025December 12, 2025

Maybe Pete Hegseth’s a war criminal, maybe he isn’t, but Donald Trump’s definitely a pirate.

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Congress Needs To Stop The Drug Boat Bombings

December 2, 2025December 3, 2025

Obviously, the US government shouldn’t be involved in the commission of war crimes. Alas, the

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Nation Of Immigrants Institutes ‘Reverse Migration’

November 28, 2025December 1, 2025

A country of immigrants whose unofficial mascot beseeches the world to, “Give me your tired,

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Trump’s Inflation Problem Is Getting Worse

November 27, 2025November 29, 2025

This month, US households delivered successive damning indictments of the US economy. Both the University

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Steve, Vlad And Don

November 26, 2025November 28, 2025

No one should need “coaching” on how to deal with Donald Trump. As capricious as

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Trump, Putin Turn The Screws On Zelensky

November 21, 2025November 24, 2025

All Donald Trump wants in Ukraine is a “win-win scenario.” That’s according to Karoline Leavitt,

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China Loses It With ‘Dirty Neck’ Takaichi

November 17, 2025November 18, 2025

One thing was clear enough when Sanae Takaichi held “direct and candid talks” with Xi

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Adriana Kugler’s Husband Made Some Trades

November 15, 2025November 17, 2025

When Adriana Kugler bailed on the Fed in August, gifting Donald Trump an open seat

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The US Government’s Open Again

November 13, 2025November 14, 2025

Well, the US government’s open again, so that’s good. We should be thankful, I guess.

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No Data For You!

November 12, 2025November 13, 2025

The thing I like about Karoline Leavitt is… well, nothing. I don’t like anything about

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Trump Raises Specter Of Constitutional Crisis Over Tariff Refund

November 10, 2025November 12, 2025

You gotta hand it to him. I don’t know what “it” is on some days,

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Why Trump’s Supreme Court Tariff Case Is ‘Too Big To Lose’

November 10, 2025November 11, 2025

Donald Trump’s tariff regime or, getting straight to the point, pending litigation against the levies,

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Democrats Were Tired Of Winning

November 10, 2025November 11, 2025

Democrats were, I think, “winning” the US government shutdown. But they got tired of it.

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Zohran Mamdani’s Not Crazy, The Rest Of Us Are

November 5, 2025November 6, 2025

I have no interest in debating New Yorkers about the merits of a Zohran Mamdani

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36 Days

November 4, 2025November 5, 2025

Not that markets care (Tuesday’s stock selloff had nothing to do with whether the US

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War With Venezuela Has Nothing To Do With Cocaine

October 31, 2025November 2, 2025

Donald Trump’s probably going to bomb the Venezuelan mainland. By the time you read this,

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Never Mind That Mushroom Cloud

October 30, 2025October 31, 2025

“I guess, on [a] scale from zero to 10, I would say the meeting was

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Crowning Achievement

October 29, 2025October 30, 2025

Memoranda of understanding. What are they, exactly? They’re “non-binding agreements that outline the shared intentions

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‘Give Him My Putter. He’ll Love It.’

October 28, 2025October 29, 2025

If I hear the term “golden age” one more time I fear I might lose

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It Worked.

October 27, 2025October 28, 2025

Congratulations to Javier Milei and, just as importantly from some vantage points, Scott Bessent: Argentines

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Free-Wheeling And Dealing

October 26, 2025October 27, 2025

Donald Trump and Xi Jinping have a deal. Or at least the contours of one.

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Gipper Grievances

October 24, 2025October 27, 2025

I suppose — indeed I hope, because if not it means a lot of you are

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Vladimir, It’s Don. I Sanctioned Your Oil. Call Me Back.

October 23, 2025October 24, 2025

Don’t worry about it, it’s just a negotiating tactic. And the world’s anyway awash in

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King Trump In Hot Pursuit Of Own Shutdown Record

October 22, 2025October 23, 2025

Congratulations to Donald Trump. First for maneuvering into the extremely enviable position of being able

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Trump Likes Chances In $230 Million Settlement Claim Against Himself

October 21, 2025October 22, 2025

Donald Trump’s allegedly demanding the Justice Department he now controls write him a check —

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Glass Ceilings, Iron Ladies

October 21, 2025October 22, 2025

We’re witnessing “a new dawn for Japanese policymaking.” So said Fumitake Fujita of the Japan

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The Risks Of Trump’s Brazen Latin America Policy

October 20, 2025October 21, 2025

Late last year, following Donald Trump’s reelection, a piece in Foreign Affairs predicted an end

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