Trump Delivers (Barely) Passable State Of The Union: A Postmortem
Simply put, the bar was set so low on Tuesday that even Trump managed to clear it.
Category: politics
Make Salafi Militants Heavily Armed Again! Can We Please Stop Selling The Saudis Weapons Now?
“One of those militias linked to AQAP, the Abu Abbas brigade, now possesses US-made Oshkosh armored vehicles.”
339 Hours On TV, Tweets And ‘Hamberders’: Trump’s Been A ‘Busy’ Man, Leaked Schedules Show
“… this says a lot about how people in the White House feel about the man they work for.”
From Mueller To Foreign Policy, Here Are The Highlights From Trump’s CBS Interview With Margaret Brennan
“Whoa, that’s news.” “Excuse me. Ok, you ready?” And more.
Define Hilarious: Deutsche, Sewing Denied 2016 Trump Loan Request Out Of Concern For Bank’s ‘Reputation’
“Mr. Trump’s divisive candidacy made such a loan too risky, the people said.”
Trump Tells CBS Pelosi Is ‘Bad For Our Country’, Says ‘People Are Dying’ Because Of Her
This is wholly unconscionable.
Fentanyl Busts And Trump As A Reverse Lefty Guns
Even when he’s right, he’s wrong.
Trump Flounders As Two-Front War With Dems, China Takes Visible Toll
Art of the dealbreaker.
Draft Of Democratic Border Proposal Surfaces: There Is No Wall Money
“There’s not gonna be any wall money in the legislation.”
Trump Demands You ‘Stop Playing Games’ With Him, Insists You ‘Call Walls Walls’ (No More ‘Wheels’, No More ‘Peaches’)
As usual, you don’t know whether to laugh, cry or cry from laughing so hard.
Trump Met With Putin Without Translator, Note-Taker Last Month – But Don’t Worry, Melania Was There
It’s not treason if your wife sees the whole thing, we suppose.
As Barr Waffles, Blumenthal And Grassley Vow ‘American People Will Have Access To The Full Story’ From Mueller
“Our legislation would guarantee that every Special Counsel does a report complete with findings and evidence – and that it be directly disclosed to Congress and the American people.”
Trump Screams At ‘Gutless’ Howard Schultz, Says He Still Wants His Starbucks ‘Rent Money’, Though
Spoiler alert: Howard doesn’t care what Trump tweets.
