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Category: Monthly Letter

The Arbitrageur

October 29, 2026October 29, 2026

I’m (not) rich   “All’s well that ends well. I mean, I’m rich now. So

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5 Comments on The Arbitrageur

To Be Happy

September 4, 2026September 4, 2026

I / The car   “It’s blue,” he said, matter-of-factly but with a tinge of

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29 Comments on To Be Happy

Hell Or High Fashion

July 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Sixth sense (the iconoclast)   Casey’s an assistant manager at a supermarket chain in semi-rural

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Escape Artists

May 11, 2026May 11, 2026

I / The void   “All I do is keep on running in my own

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Cursed

April 9, 2026April 9, 2026

I   “Monks, suppose this great earth were totally covered with water, and a man

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42

March 6, 2026March 6, 2026

Clio   Time was, I didn’t need much to be happy. And that was good

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Resignation

January 30, 2026January 30, 2026

The friend   I checked into the Perry Lane in downtown Savannah on December 5

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The Noriega Analogue

January 3, 2026January 3, 2026

On September 28, 2024, I published an ad hoc Monthly Letter to account for “the

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Bookkeepers

November 30, 2025November 30, 2025

Book of Genesis   Big Tom was a gangster. We didn’t know that. Being 11,

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Eternity

October 30, 2025October 30, 2025

I believe nostalgia [is] a model of unanimous eternity. The exile who with melting heart

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12 Comments on Eternity

Doomscroll

September 29, 2025September 29, 2025

A day off   I found out Osama bin Laden was dead the same way

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Hope: A Novelette

August 13, 2025January 17, 2026

My ghetto’s not your culture, people really die here So hard to say goodbye, is

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Hustle

July 2, 2025July 2, 2025

2025 Georgia in the summer. What can you say about it? It’s hot. The whole

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Imagined Pasts

May 31, 2025June 16, 2025

Legend has it Whenever I venture out into the hollow, cold paradox of a constantly-connected

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Dope

May 3, 2025June 24, 2026

Flurries   It was a busy day, and I was pressed for time. I had

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The Great Depression

March 31, 2025June 3, 2026

Sibyl   Nicci used to tell me she didn’t want to live past 35 and

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The Devil’s Greatest Trick

March 1, 2025March 12, 2025

[Editor’s note: In consideration of the historic events which unfolded at The White House on

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Utopia Forgone

January 31, 2025January 31, 2025

Chasing echoes There are no “good” or “bad” people in the world any more than

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The Consultant

December 12, 2024June 3, 2026

Deep Eddy   I opened the tear-away seal on the oversized FedEx mailer and shook

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Survival Of The Richest

November 9, 2024December 26, 2024

Four bullets. He took four bullets, each one an occupational hazard. Or at least that’s

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Turning Point

September 28, 2024December 26, 2024

[Editor’s note: In light of the historic significance of the events which unfolded in Beirut

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40 Acres

August 30, 2024December 26, 2024

27 minutes. I was 27 minutes late, and I left 45 minutes early. This city

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Dances With Wolves

July 17, 2024April 23, 2026

“I see you got the pink one.” We’d just settled into a table at a

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Charon’s Obol

June 7, 2024December 26, 2024

“We’re already late.” She drummed her fingers impatiently on the sides of the steering wheel.

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Progressive History X

May 5, 2024December 26, 2024

In August of 1912, while addressing the Convention of the National Progressive Party in Chicago,

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The Divide

March 31, 2024December 26, 2024

I couldn’t decide if it was ironic. And if it was, whether he recognized the

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Sinners And Saviors

February 28, 2024March 4, 2025

“I’m not asking you to play savior here. Just $500 to pay the electric bill

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