More Buybacks For The Rich – And More Ding Dongs For The Rest Of You

And Ho Hos. Don’t forget the Ho Hos.


Behold: An ‘Incubator For Vicious Steepeners’

Something tells us this is an underappreciated tail risk, indeed.

Trump Wakes Up, Says ‘Flunkie’ Haberman Is Conspiring With ‘Drunk Losers’ To Get Cohen To ‘Flip’

“I don’t see Michael doing that”.

Midnight Trump Is Worried That An Illegally Established ‘Special Council’ Is Out To Get Him

“Really, does everyone know what this means?”


David Stockman: It’s A Matter Of Time Before Trump Attacks The Fed

“Indeed, the Donald’s impending attack on the purported sacred ‘independence’ of the Fed is the Orange Swan that looms over the casino.”


Aaaand that’s the week, folks.

Rudy Giuliani And Trump: Let’s Explore!

“Mueller is currently grinding the heel of his wingtip into Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen’s balls, not because he’s trying to flip them, but because he’s just a couple of weeks away from wrapping this whole thing up. Sounds legit!”

Digesting Friday’s Draghi, ECB Headlines

A poor choice of words (?) and another leak.

Democratic Party Sues Russia, Trump Campaign, WikiLeaks Alleging Massive Conspiracy

“A brazen attack on American democracy.”

When China Catches Cold…

The spillovers will be “tremendous.”

There’s Good News And There’s Bad News About The S&P And The Midterm Elections

Which do you want first?

Trump Accuses OPEC Of Being ‘At It Again’, Says He Won’t ‘Accept’ Higher Oil Prices

What. The. Actual. Fuck?

China Incredulous At Trump’s Tech Threat: ‘He’s Acting Like A Bully, Is America Really That Fragile?’

“U.S. is asking China to open its markets but creates obstacles for China, contravening principles of equality, fairness and reciprocity.”

Peter Thiel And Palantir Know Everything About You

“Palantir is like Frankenstein’s Monster, except Frankenstein is a psychotic Trumpian prick with a fucking “blood boy” and who owns a piece of New Zealand the size of Lower Manhattan. Thank goodness Congress is modestly aware of the Internet.”

A Unified Theory Of Everything: From The Fed, To Volatility, To LIBOR To BTFD

Got all of that?