Apple Says It Won’t Meet Revenue Guidance As Coronavirus Fallout Begins
“All of our stores in China and many of our partner stores have been closed.”
Author: therealheisenberg
What Pandemic? Not Much De-Risking Is Happening And One CIO Thinks It’s Nuts
“I have never in my career seen anything as crazy as what’s going on right now.”
Bonds, Greeks And Stubborn Greenbacks
This is a good time to roll out the most nauseatingly clichéd quip in the history of market jokes…
China’s Latest Rate Cut: Here’s What It Means
This paves the way for the de facto benchmark to be cut later this week.
More Than 1,000 Former DOJ Officials Demand Bill Barr Resign, Call AG’s Behavior ‘Grave Threat’
“Mr. Barr’s actions in doing the President’s personal bidding unfortunately speak louder than his words.”
A Large Butterfly Flaps Its Wings In Paris: The Early Days Of A Crisis
“We have 200 people to keep alive.”
‘All Roads Lead To Lower Rates’: Kocic
“The least ambiguous trade”…
Bad, Worse, Ugly Or ‘Unthinkable’? One Bank Goes ‘Dystopian Hollywood’ With Coronavirus Scenario Analysis
“Let’s all pray it does not come to pass.”
Conspiracies Aren’t Conspiracies And ‘Fundamentals’ Are Malleable
Ben Bernanke is the worst co-conspirator in the world.
The World’s An Unfriendly Place When King Dollar Refuses To Roll Over
“King dollar” can be a real pain sometimes.
Coronavirus And China’s Never-Ending Spinning Plates Routine
The anti-epidemic bond issuance story is a microcosm of a broader narrative.
Things Just Keep Getting Weirder At Bill Barr’s Justice Department
“I just think it’s a banana republic when we go down that road”.
Trump Has New Plan To Drive Stocks Into Stratosphere (But You Have To Reelect Him)
“If you reelect this administration, this is what you’re going to get”.