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Suspension Of Disbelief – Only In The Other Direction

August 31, 2017

For years, DM central banks have been forced to kind of suspend disbelief with regard

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Gold Heads For Best Month Since February Despite Flash Crashes And ‘Uninformed’ El-Erian

August 31, 2017August 31, 2017

Of course these haven bids come and go faster than a communications director at the White House…

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Euro Slides As ECB Deploys Favorite Jawboning Method: Anonymous Reuters Piece

August 31, 2017

“The exchange rate has become a bigger issue,” one of the sources told Reuters. “It is now less favorable for an exit and a stronger argument for a muddle-through option.”

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Mueller, Schneiderman Team Up In Possible Bid To Counter Trump Pardon Power

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

Trump’s legal team might want to start burning the candle at both ends…

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More ‘Junk’ Talk

August 30, 2017

Dispersion is the trend.

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Trump Lies About GDP, Imagines Conversation With Uzbekistan

August 30, 2017

And I speak to them, leaders of other countries: ‘how are you doing?’

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I Don’t Want To Be Disappointed.

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

“I am fully committed to working with XIV to get. This. Job. Done.”

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What If Stocks Are Right?

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

“…problems could arise if markets take a look at the U.S. and say “America! Heck yeah!”

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Dip-Buyer’s Paradise: Stocks On Track For Best Streak Since May

August 30, 2017

Time to give some more money to your local Target manager.

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In Latest Rebuke, Mattis Halts Trump’s Transgender Ban, Contradicts North Korea Tweet

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

“No.”

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AFL-CIO President: ‘Turns Out They Were Racists’

August 30, 2017

“The other faction wasn’t racist, but they were Wall Streeters.”

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Draghi Isn’t Powerful Enough To Stop This…

August 30, 2017

When jawboning just ain’t gonna cut it.

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Jesus Trump: ‘All I Want To Do Is #MAGA!’

August 30, 2017

“WHY?”

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Donald Trump Is Sick Of Being Extorted By Koreans, Is Done Talking.

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

Fast forward to Wednesday and….

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‘The Ultimate Guide To Equity Markets’ Or, ‘Because Lines’

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

“Because lines.”

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Aussie Spread Over Treasurys Balloons To Post-Election High

August 30, 2017

Here’s one of those notable developments that’s probably flying under your radar.

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‘Unless There Is A War’ There Is No Stopping The Yuan Train

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

And to let Jitipol Puksamatanan – a Bangkok-based strategist at Krung Thai Bank – tell it, the only thing that’s going to stop this train is war.

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Yes, Climate Change Made Hurricane Harvey Worse

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

“Harvey was almost certainly more intense than it would have been in the absence of human-caused warming, which means stronger winds, more wind damage and a larger storm surge.”

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Harvey Silver Lining: Odds Of Government Shutdown Fall To ‘Just’ 35%

August 29, 2017August 30, 2017

Well, if you were looking for the silver lining in the catastrophic flooding that accompanied Hurricane Harvey, Goldman is happy to oblige. 

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‘The President Speaks For Himself, Chris’

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

“Coming from the man the president picked to represent the nation around the world, it was a stunning admission, devastating in its simplicity and painful in its accuracy.”

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Trump Jr. To Testify; Mueller Issues Subpoenas To Manafort Lawyer, Spokesman

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

Walls are closing in.

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Apocalypse Wow.

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

The crowds are huge for the end of the world…

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Why Not Take A Minute Away From Buying XIV On Your Credit Card To Put On These Goldman-Approved Hedges?

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

Are you looking to hedge all of the risk exposure you put on today when

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There’s A Trump Tweet For That…

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

“Don’t fall for it.”

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The Cleanest Shirt Is Actually Pretty Dirty

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

“I only care what he means to the markets, and there is no doubt that although he views himself as quite the stock market whisperer, the reality is that American stocks are stinking compared to the rest of the world.”

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Dip-Buyers Prevail As Stocks Rebound – ‘Absence Of Trump Belligerence’ Cited

August 29, 2017

“…traders citing the absence of stepped-up belligerence in President Donald Trump’s reaction that cleared the way for dip-buyers in the futures market.”

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