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‘Well What If There Is No Tomorrow?!’ We’re All Phil Connors Now

August 29, 2017

“There wasn’t one today”…

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This Hasn’t Happened Since 2014 (iTraxx Edition)…

August 29, 2017

Ok, it looks like some folks have seen enough. 

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Trader: ‘And Then I Realized They Weren’t Talking About The Korean’

August 29, 2017

“I was taken aback this morning when someone said to me that this was an especially concerning time because of the crazy person in charge.”

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Euro Rally Goes Nuclear (Figuratively And Literally), European Stocks Hit 6-Month Lows

August 29, 2017

Importantly, the euro’s haven status is getting cemented here.

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Treasury Yields Dive To 2017 Lows

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

Seems half a world away now, doesn’t it?

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‘As Reliable As Gold’: About That ‘Other’ Safe Haven…

August 29, 2017

“Yuan strength during periods of North Korea related turmoil is becoming as reliable as the demand for yen or gold.”

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‘I’m Worried About Donald Trump’- Global Markets, Analysts React To North Korea

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

While there’s no way to know, ahead of time, if “this time is different” in

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Key Calls (Tuesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 29, 2017August 29, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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CBs, Market Crash, North Korea, Or ETF Nightmare: What’s The Biggest Tail Risk?

August 28, 2017August 28, 2017

“However, the reality of the past thirty years has been a succession of bursting financial bubbles (1987, 1997, 2008), rather than inflationary spikes.”

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Kospi, Nikkei Fall As Market Ponders Whether They’ll Be A Tomorrow Or Not

August 28, 2017August 28, 2017

“Clap for me bitchez”…

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S&P Futs ‘Take Beating’; Yen, Franc Surge As North Korea Fires Missile Over Japan

August 28, 2017August 28, 2017

SEVERAL MISSILES WERE FIRED BY NORTH KOREA, JAPAN GOVT SAYS:NHK
NORTH KOREA APPEARS TO HAVE FIRED MISSILE TOWARD JAPAN: NHK

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Trump Upset With Hurricane For Not Doing More To Boost Pardon Ratings

August 28, 2017

This man is a miracle.

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The Great Flood

August 28, 2017

Although I can’t imagine why…

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‘Our Boy Can Become President’: NY Times, WaPo Drop 2 More Trump-Russia Bombshells

August 28, 2017

“I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.”

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Demons In The Hills

August 28, 2017

“There may be all sorts of dragons and monsters up in those hills.”

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Bloomberg: Yellen Sent Trump A Message – And It Was The Right One

August 28, 2017

“Nostalgia for the regulatory neglect that prevailed before the crash is wholly misplaced.”

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Rice Futures Hit 22-Month High As Uncle Ben Says ‘I Told You So’

August 28, 2017

“What may be driving the market the most is if you look at the hurricane center’s track for what is left of Harvey, it puts it right in the middle of Delta rice country.”

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RV Stocks Soar On Expected Harvey-Related Demand

August 28, 2017August 28, 2017

Reminder: We’ve been long RVs since day one…

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Are Rex Tillerson And Jim Mattis About To Quit On Trump?

August 28, 2017October 18, 2019

“Our country right now, it’s got problems we don’t have in the military”…

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Bezos Defies Economics, Lowers Avocado Prices On First Day As Whole Foods Overlord

August 28, 2017

And Monday is the day when Bezos relegated Whole Foods’ derogatory “Whole Paycheck” nickname to the dustbin of retail history in favor of the chain’s new nickname: “Organic Dollar General.”

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One Trader Explains Why Jackson Hole Was A Whole Bunch Of Nothing

August 28, 2017

“But there was a far smarter reason why Jackson Hole reverted back to an academic exercise and post-GFC policy retrospective.”

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Yuan Rides Ridiculous Hot Streak, Now Up 9 Sessions In A Row

August 28, 2017August 28, 2017

Boy, I’ll tell you what, the yuan has got come serious momentum. 

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Republicans ‘Need To Think In Terms Of A Shadow Government’

August 28, 2017

“The damage Mr. Trump has inflicted on the Republican Party is already enormous.”

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Key Calls (Monday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 28, 2017August 28, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Damned Data – Full Week Ahead Preview

August 27, 2017

Ok, so the overarching narrative for this week shouldn’t be materially different from last week

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As Peso Slides, Mexico Reminds Trump: ‘We’re Not Paying For That Wall Under Any Circumstances’

August 27, 2017August 27, 2017

On the bright side…

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Joe Biden Is On A Quest To Save America’s ‘Soul’

August 27, 2017

“I was living history—and reliving it—at the same time. And the images racing through my mind were a vivid demonstration that when it comes to race in America, hope doesn’t travel alone. It’s shadowed by a long trail of violence and hate.”

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