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Trump Abandons Stimulus Push With 10 Million Americans Jobless. Focuses On Election Litigation

November 12, 2020November 15, 2020

Donald Trump has given up on passing another virus relief bill. Or, if you like

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From ‘We’re All Gonna Die’ To 15-Sigma ‘Hope’ Shocks (And Beyond)

November 12, 2020November 12, 2020

Nothing is certain in life besides truisms, tautologies, death, and taxes, and even the latter

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Disinflation Dominates. Historic Surge In Used Car Prices Ends

November 12, 2020November 12, 2020

If it’s signs of inflation in the US you’re looking for, you won’t find them

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Jobless Claims On Verge Of Falling Below Pre-Pandemic Record. But…

November 12, 2020

709,000 Americans filed for unemployment benefits last week, in what’s either a “new pandemic low”

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Hope. But Also Fear.

November 12, 2020November 12, 2020

Risk appetite abated a bit on Thursday, and markets were broadly mixed as investors took

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Can The S&P 500 Perform Without FAAMG? Here’s The Answer

November 11, 2020November 12, 2020

On the one-week anniversary of US tech shares’ post-election surge, America’s favorite mega-caps were buoyant.

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In This Market, ‘Good News Can Actually Lose You Money’

November 11, 2020November 11, 2020

“Why comment on the past?,” SocGen’s Andrew Lapthorne and Solomon Tadesse wondered, in a note

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Gullibility Knows No Bounds: Lira, Turkish Banks Stage Absurd Rally On Erdogan Promises

November 11, 2020

Turkey’s Recep Tayyip Erdogan is ready to take his medicine. Don’t believe me? Just ask

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‘Sure,’ The World’s On Fire. But Strats Controlling $1 Trillion Will Still Buy Stocks

November 11, 2020November 12, 2020

I love reading copy sometimes. Whenever the world is going to hell in a handbasket,

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Goldman Sees ‘Roaring ‘20s Redux.’ S&P To Hit 4,600 In 2022

November 11, 2020November 11, 2020

“A vaccine is a more important development for the economy and markets than the prospective

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Chinese Tech Is Imploding

November 11, 2020November 12, 2020

Chinese tech shares are in trouble. Beijing’s abrupt blitz to rein in Alibaba, Tencent, and

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Withdrawal Symptoms

November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

What was truly remarkable about the first two days of trading in the new week

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America’s Government Is Failing

November 10, 2020November 11, 2020

It’s exceedingly difficult to know what is and isn’t “worth” mentioning these days when it

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Meanwhile, More Milestones In Junk

November 10, 2020

Since April, one of the most astounding dynamics to observe was the dramatic abatement of

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After The Largest One-Day Momentum Crash In History, Here’s The Ultimate Irony

November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

“The last shall be first and the first last.” That was the story for markets through Tuesday, as value posted

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Some Specialist Skills Required

November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

It took around 24 hours for market participants to start asking questions about the viability

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Skepticism, Dispersion, And ‘Fanciful, Specious’ Theories

November 10, 2020November 10, 2020

The rotation set in motion by Monday’s vaccine breakthrough extended into Tuesday, which ended up

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The Power Of Positive Thinking

November 9, 2020November 10, 2020

All anyone cared about on Monday was Pfizer’s stunning vaccine news. Invariably, you’ll hear a

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‘Structural Issues’

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020

If you were a bond bear headed into the US election, things didn’t go entirely

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‘Most Significant Medical Advance In 100 Years’ Sets Off Market Fireworks

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020

“I believe this is likely the most significant medical advance in the last 100 years,

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‘It’s Difficult To Fade’: As Markets React To Vaccine News, ‘Quant Quake’ Risk Comes Calling

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020

“It’s difficult to fade this move as global risk markets should rally more on what

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Nomura’s McElligott On Vaccine News: ‘The Reflation, Reopening, Relief’ Trade Will Be ‘Insane’

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020

News that Pfizer’s COVID-19 vaccine has an efficacy rate above 90% rippled across asset classes

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‘A Great Day For Humanity’: Pfizer Delivers. COVID Vaccine Prevents 90% Of Infections

November 9, 2020November 9, 2020

There is a light at the end of the tunnel. On Monday morning in the

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Xanax For An Anxious World

November 8, 2020November 9, 2020

The new week dawned with most of the developed world breathing a collective sigh of

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Out Of The Frying Pan, Into The Fire? Senate Toss Up May Herald Return Of Uncertainty

November 8, 2020November 9, 2020

If you’re looking for something to worry about coming off one of the best weeks

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Georgia, Not Donald Trump, Is What Matters For Republicans Now

November 8, 2020November 9, 2020

“Now we take Georgia, and then we change America,” Chuck Schumer told a crowd gathered

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Goldman’s Clients Have Georgia On Their Mind (A Rose By Any Other Name)

November 8, 2020November 9, 2020

“In the weeks ahead, tens of millions of dollars in campaign cash are expected to

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