Last month, Donald Trump got frustrated with his “surrogates’” inability to keep his lies straight.
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Comey Prepared Testimony Released: “I Didn’t Move Or Speak”
“A few moments later, the President said, “I need loyalty, I expect loyalty.†I didn’t move, speak, or change my facial expression in any way during the awkward silence that followed. We simply looked at each other in silence. The conversation then moved on, but he returned to the subject near the end of our dinner.”
SocGen’s Big Call: It’s Time To “Make Reflation Great Again!”
“Our reading of the US situation is that, while persistently worrying at the political and diplomatic levels, it is close to Goldilocks at the economic level. The sub-2.5% GDP growth allows the Fed to tighten “only†moderately, and this is a clear burden to the US dollar and a trigger for risk-taking elsewhere.”
How Trump Went From Used Car Salesman To Qatar’s Biggest Critic In Just 2 Weeks
“We are friends, we’ve been friends for a long time now, haven’t we? Our relationship is extremely good, we have some very serious discussions right now going on, and one of the things that we will discuss is the purchase of lots of beautiful military equipment, because nobody makes it like the United States.”
Rights Institute Demands Trump Unblock Twitter Critics, Alleges First Amendment Violations
“Dear President Trump”…
Wall Street Journal Loses It: Trump Will “Have No One Left But His Family And Breitbart”
“If this pattern continues, Mr. Trump may find himself running an Administration with no one but his family and the Breitbart staff. People of talent and integrity won’t work for a boss who undermines them in public without thinking about the consequences.”
One Trader Weighs In On Thursday’s Trio Of Risk Event Hellspawn
“All capable of moving things around. All capable of passing calmly by and spawning headlines of “all attention now turns to…â€. The financial world equivalent of Mad Libs.”
Trump Accidentally Jeopardizes US Air Base, Admits To Conspiring Against Qatar On Twitter
Well, Donald Trump is all “covfefe’d” up again this morning…
Monday Humor: Support For Impeaching Trump Now Higher Than His Approval Rating
As you know, Donald Trump is trying his best to get himself impeached. The chances
Covfefe’d-Up Trump Says London Mayor Is “Pathetic” Pussy – But Not The Kind He’d Like To Grab
It looks like a combination of the latest London terror attacks, opposition to the still-stalled travel ban, and a general sense of incredulity with regard to the fact that the entire world thinks he’s batshit crazy, has pushed Donald Trump over the edge on Monday.
Trump Wakes Up With Muslims On The Mind: Reminds You Courts Are Full Of Shit
Donald Trump got up this morning with Muslims on the mind. See Trump thinks maybe, amid
Brace For Impact: Full Week Ahead Preview
“While improving manufacturing confidence has recently added to the constructive global risk environment (characterized by dovish central banks, low cross-asset volatility and rising equity prices), a potential increase in political uncertainty in the US may undermine this backdrop.”
Trump Wakes Up, Makes Fun Of London Mayor, Reveals Attackers Used “Knives & Trucks!”
As noted earlier Sunday morning, Donald Trump wasn’t “running, hiding, and telling” during last night’s
As London Attacks Unfolded, Trump Was Busy Retweeting Matt Drudge
Of all the media outlets on the planet covering that story as it developed, the President of the United States used his Twitter account to direct 31.1 million Americans to coverage from Matt Drudge.
Goldman On Trump: “Prospects Have Deteriorated Much More Than We Would Have Imagined”
“Most recent presidents have been able to enact at least one key piece of legislation in their first year, and occasionally two or three before their first midterm election. This year, it appears unlikely that any of the Administration’s key legislative priorities will be enacted by the fall, and it looks increasingly doubtful that any will be enacted in the first year.”
Paris Accord Satire: “Earth Is A Loser Planet – Maybe The Worst In The Solar System”
“Earth is a terrible, very bad planet,†he told the White House press corps. “It’s maybe the worst planet in the solar system, and it’s far from the biggest.â€
SocGen Throws In Towel On Treasury Forecast, Blames “Trump’s Russia Links”
Do you see what happens when you bet on a shrieking pumpkin with a Twitter addiction?
As Trump Exits Paris Climate Accord, Earth’s Days Of Freeloading Are Over
“Absurd big birds in black and white tuxedos. Demanding bears in white fur coats who insist they need floating ice to survive. Maybe they should ditch those luxury garments and try to live like the rest of us”…
Let’s Listen To Sean Spicer Tell America That Trump “Knows Exactly What ‘Covfefe’ Means”
“A small group of people knew exactly what he meant”…
4 Black Swans And Why “Trumpflation” Is No Match For The End Of “Xiflation”
Well, SocGen is out with their Global Economic Outlook which, as you may or may
Wednesday Satire: “I’m Covfefe As Fuck, Yo!”
“Donald J. Trump tweeted early Wednesday morning that his practice of sleeping only four hours a day was having no impact whatsoever on his ability to cljjryff.”
Philadelphia Police Dept. Trolls Trump: “Drive With Covfefe”
Donald Trump has finally done it. He’s united the nation – in a coordinated effort
And At 6 Minutes After Midnight, Trump Did Deliver The Orb’s Message: “Covfefe”
There’s a logic to Trump that you can only get if you look at Trump
“Trumping Your Life” – The Funniest Thing You’ll Read All Week
“This is the second of five installments I plan to share. If you take this Trump-inspired self-help advice seriously, I believe it will significantly improve your existence.”
CNN: Russia May Have “Derogatory Info” On Trump Other Than The Prostitutes Thing
The source said the intercepted communications suggested to US intelligence that Russians believed “they had the ability to influence the administration through the derogatory information.”
Memorial Day Satire: “Garrett Kushner? I Hardly Knew Her”
“He’s someone I would see around the office and who, I guess, was working for me.”
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