Comey Prepared Testimony Released: “I Didn’t Move Or Speak”

Some of the drama from tomorrow’s hotly anticipated James Comey testimony had already been removed courtesy of leaks and “informed” speculation as to what he will or won’t say, but now we have his prepared testimony.

You can find it below.

Parse it for yourself, but do note this hilarious bit:

A few moments later, the President said, “I need loyalty, I expect loyalty.” I didn’t move, speak, or change my facial expression in any way during the awkward silence that followed. We simply looked at each other in silence. The conversation then moved on, but he returned to the subject near the end of our dinner.

Somehow we imagine that might be similar to dinners Trump has had with a female companion or two.

Something like this: “A few moments later he said ‘I need to grab pussy, I expect to grab pussy.’ I didn’t move, speak, or change my facial expression in the awkward silence that followed.

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4 thoughts on “Comey Prepared Testimony Released: “I Didn’t Move Or Speak”

  1. There seems to be some text missing from the February 14 meeting. The 3rd paragraph is cut off and does not disclose what was said in the meeting.

  2. An expat’s observations…. Nothing to see there. Stupid dysfunctional country you have. No wonder everyone worthwhile is leaving and renouncing. FIRE!!!!

  3. Tweet, tick, drip repeat again,again and again. I love the, “I have been very loyal to you, very loyal and we
    had that thing you know”, as I am pretty sure straight shooter Comey’s skin began to crawl. Trump is playing with fire and will go down in flames in one of the most ugly scenes in our history. Tweet, tick, drip repeat. Muller will not stop and you know Orange/julius will NEVER shut-up even as the republicans finally deliver the final stabs to Caesar as we have our own “Ides of Trump”.

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