Yeah, I mean what do you expect, right?
“Habitually. He’s a habitual line stepper.”
“I don’t see Michael doing that”.
“Really, does everyone know what this means?”
“Mueller is currently grinding the heel of his wingtip into Paul Manafort and Michael Cohen’s balls, not because he’s trying to flip them, but because he’s just a couple of weeks away from wrapping this whole thing up. Sounds legit!”
“A brazen attack on American democracy.”
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
“U.S. is asking China to open its markets but creates obstacles for China, contravening principles of equality, fairness and reciprocity.”
So, as Trump would say, “we’ll see what happens.”
It’s more likely than not that Trump takes it up another notch, so be prepared.
The President wishes you a happy Wednesday.
“Stop it, dude! You’re killing us.”
What would this sound like if we quoted him like a normal person? I don’t know, let’s try it!
“There are 1.3 million lawyers in America, but Michael Cohen may be the stupidest one of all.”