Trump ‘Graciously’ Accepts ‘Thank You’ From UCLA Students, Demands They Thank Chinese Dictator Too

“Now thank Xi.”

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Trump Returns From Asia, Promises ‘Fruits’, Says CNN Is ‘Bad, Fake, Loser’

Donald Trump is done with Asia. He’s so over it.

Another Nail In The Coffin: Trump Jr.’s Secret WikiLeaks Chat Throws Gas On Raging Russia Fire

And it just gets worse, and worse and…

‘I Believe The Woman’: Mitch McConnell Accidentally Creates A Rallying Cry

Mitch McConnell isn’t exactly Braveheart and he is just about the last person you would hire to lead a pep rally, but deadpan Mitch just accidentally created a trending Twitter phrase.

Trump, Putin And A Crumbling Narrative

And that’s how stupid Trump imagines (correctly, I would add) his support base is. He is confident that large swaths of the American public will not see that as a position so untenable and schizophrenic as to either be itself evidence of collusion or else evidence of insanity.

Trump: ‘I Would NEVER Call Kim Jong-Un Short And Fat’

Where to begin?

Trump: Putin Says ‘I Didn’t Do That’ And We ‘Can Only Ask Him So Many Times’

“There was no collusion. Everybody knows there was no collusion.”

‘The Knives Are Out’: Steve Bannon Calls For Mitch McConnell To Resign

Steve is at war – still.

Bob Corker Calls Senate Hearing To Debate If Trump Should Be Allowed Around Nuclear Weapons

“This discussion is long overdue.”

Today Is Donald Trump’s Anniversary And Here’s How Global Markets And ‘So-Called’ Bond Traders Have Treated Him

Well in honor of Trump’s presidential anniversary, here’s a look at how various assets have performed since that election that no one remembers he won.

The GOP’s Black Tuesday: Gillespie, Trump, Roem & The Triumph Of Reason Over Fear

“I know folks that lost tonight who were going against candidates I’d never even heard of.”

‘This Is Crazy’: Trump Instructed CIA Director Pompeo To Meet With DNC Hack Conspiracy Theorist

““This is crazy. You’ve got all these intelligence agencies saying the Russians did the hack.”

Howard Dean: Jared Kushner Will Be Indicted For Money Laundering

“This is serious business.”

The Great Quid Pro Quo: Trump, Bin Salman, Kushner And The ‘Milk People’

“…the two princes are said to have stayed up until nearly 4 a.m. several nights, swapping stories and planning strategy.”

Trump To Tribal Leaders: ‘Listen Chief, Once You Pull It Out Of The Ground, They Can’t Make You Put It Back In’

“You’ve just got to do it. I’m telling you, chief, you’ve just got to do it.”