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Trump, Pompeo Risk New Firestorm With Brazen Move Against State Watchdog

May 16, 2020

You should expect an investigation.

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‘Ask China’: Trump Stokes Fears Of Tension With Beijing During Exchange With Weijia Jiang

May 11, 2020May 12, 2020

“I’m not interested in that.”

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‘There’ll Be More Death’: Trump Admits Reopening Economy Will Cost Lives. Traders Get Short On China Worries

May 5, 2020May 5, 2020

“Will some people be affected? Yes. Will some people be affected badly? Yes.”

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8 Comments on ‘There’ll Be More Death’: Trump Admits Reopening Economy Will Cost Lives. Traders Get Short On China Worries

New Money, No Immigration.

April 21, 2020April 22, 2020

“I was pleased to see that Shake Shack returned the money.”

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Big Fat Checks, Steve Mnuchin’s Idea And Alms For The ‘Poor’

April 19, 2020April 19, 2020

“I’m sure people will be very happy to get a big, fat, beautiful check”.

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7 Comments on Big Fat Checks, Steve Mnuchin’s Idea And Alms For The ‘Poor’

Liberation.

April 18, 2020April 19, 2020

“Edicts” and “scary movies”.

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‘Opening Up America Again’: Here Are Trump’s Multi-Phase State Guidelines For Lifting Virus Lockdown

April 16, 2020April 16, 2020

The plan is loosely named after the president’s campaign slogan.

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Trump Halts Funding For World Health Organization. Says WHO ‘Caused So Much Death’

April 14, 2020April 15, 2020

“The outbreak could have been contained at its source with very little death.”

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Trump Likens Himself To Captain Bligh, Governors To ‘Mutineers’, In Bounty Blunder

April 14, 2020October 13, 2021

“A good old fashioned mutiny every now and then is an exciting and invigorating.”

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18 Comments on Trump Likens Himself To Captain Bligh, Governors To ‘Mutineers’, In Bounty Blunder

Trump ‘Hopes To God’ He Makes The Right Decision On Virus, Economy

April 10, 2020April 11, 2020

“I have a big decision coming up.”

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WHO’s There?

April 7, 2020April 8, 2020

“They could have called it months earlier”.

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Trump Removes Inspector General Responsible For Oversight Of $2 Trillion Virus Relief Package

April 7, 2020April 7, 2020

The optics aren’t great.

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Trump Calls OPEC ‘Illegal’, Says ‘Tariff Man’ Could Make A Cameo If Necessary

April 4, 2020

“Oil is at a record low. It’s actually lower than you even think”.

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Dark Days And Masked Men.

April 4, 2020April 4, 2020

“Wearing a face mask as I greet presidents, prime ministers, dictators, kings, queens – I don’t know.”

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Four Months, One Million Infections, 349 Billion Dollars And ‘Everybody Working Together’

April 2, 2020April 3, 2020

“These days everybody is working together.”

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Trump Abandons Easter ‘Economic Resurrection’ Goal, Cites Worst-Case 2.2 Million Virus Death Toll

March 29, 2020March 29, 2020

“When I heard that number today – first time I’ve heard that number”…

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11 Comments on Trump Abandons Easter ‘Economic Resurrection’ Goal, Cites Worst-Case 2.2 Million Virus Death Toll

‘Don’t Call The Woman In Michigan’: Trump Gambles On Governor Attacks Amid Virus Response Push

March 28, 2020March 28, 2020

“I mean, I’m a different type of person.”

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US Passes China For Most Coronavirus Cases During Trump Press Conference

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“You don’t know what the numbers are in China.”

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Donald Trump Has A Virus Plan.

March 26, 2020March 26, 2020

“A number of our fellow citizens have tragically succumbed to its ravages, while many more are fighting for their lives.”

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‘There Will Be Tremendous Death’: Trump Warns Of Dire Consequences From Economic Shutdown

March 23, 2020March 24, 2020

“That doesn’t mean we’re going to tell everybody no more driving”.

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New York, London On Lockdown. Deaths In Italy Surge. More Banks See ‘Severe’ Global Recession

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

“If this doesn’t work, we’re going to keep doing it until we get this going”.

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Some Guy Dressed Up Like Steve Mnuchin Is Going To Send You Free Money ‘I Mean Now’

March 17, 2020March 17, 2020

“In the next two weeks”.

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It’ll ‘Wash Through’

March 14, 2020March 14, 2020

America now has a virus relief “plan” – courtesy of Nancy Pelosi and Steve Mnuchin.

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Emergency.

March 13, 2020March 13, 2020

“Confidence”.

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Trump Falls Short In Oval Office Coronavirus Address. Futures Collapse Limit-Down

March 11, 2020March 12, 2020

“The virus will not have a chance against us.”

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Trump, Staring At Recession, Tips Payroll Tax Cut, ‘Dramatic’ Measures. Kelton Says ‘Run MUCH Bigger Deficits’

March 9, 2020March 10, 2020

“I will be here tomorrow afternoon to let you know.”

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The Virus Is Now More Popular Than Trump.

February 29, 2020March 1, 2020

“You will probably go through a process and you’ll be fine”.

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