“Wait, which monsters: MS-13 members or all undocumented border crossers? Pfft, is there a difference?”
Deal or no deal?
“When Comey closed [the Hillary Clinton case] in July — although I think it was a complete whitewash — I’d like to have them do that for us.”
“BECAUSE IT WAS A $500 MILLION SACK OF CHINESE CASH!”
“President America First will be … Making China Great Again! Just as he promised the forgotten men and women in Real Murika on the campaign trail.”
“However, today when we look at the city that bears Washington’s name, it’s hard not to wonder, ‘What the hell happened?’”
“Look, the USA simply doesn’t have room for people who don’t speaka the English. People like the second wife of one of John Kelly’s own great-grandfathers.”
The sky isn’t blue.
“Well, this is awkward.”
Now, everyone listed in that document is scrambling around to try and explain exactly why they wired a shit load of money to a shell company that, among other things, was used to payoff a goddamn porn star who (allegedly) spanked the President of the United States with a magazine, before fucking him while watching Shark Week.
Good luck explaining this.
TRUMP SAYS U.S. WILL EXIT THE IRAN NUCLEAR DEAL
Draw your own conclusions.
“The ratings will be tremendous.”
“If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell. And if you’re too stupid to do any of those things, send in Rudy Giuliani.” –Carl Sandburg, more or less