An “immediate, intense” fucking.
“Let’s run through the numbers”.
Remember, he’s going to run this country like one of his businesses…
Trump’s not done.
“China officially launched its sword in less than 24 hours.”
Don’t worry everyone! Larry Kudlow will save us!
“You wanna play rough?!”
Ok, the U.S. Trade Representative’s office has published the list of Chinese products that will be subject to U.S. tariffs.
“It was dangerous to see the rollover and going negative. If they had gone seriously negative, it could have doomed the week.”
“We call it sometimes ‘tippy-top shape.'”
It’s 7:00 a.m. ET, do you know where your President is?
It’s hilarious and also fantastic because you have to know he’s terrified of what his supporters will think when the pictures of 1,000 Hondurans figuratively knocking on America’s door start showing up on the evening news.
Well, according to the Washington Post, Trump’s life is basically a series of steak dinners with some (very bad) president-ing in between.