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After Marathon Harangue, Trump Signs Trade Deal With China’s Liu He. Here Are The Highlights, Details

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“Trump is out here doing an improv comedy routine”.

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‘The Senate Is On Trial As Well As The President’: Here Are Your Impeachment Managers

January 15, 2020January 15, 2020

“We’ve always felt a certain urgency about this”.

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‘Can’t Believe Trump Hasn’t Fired This B**ch’: Giuliani Associate Parnas, Hyde Had Ambassador Yovanovitch Tailed In Ukraine

January 14, 2020January 15, 2020

“Guess you can do anything in Ukraine with money”.

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Bloomberg Freaks Out As Trump Prepares To Restrict Financial Media Access To Economic Data Releases

January 14, 2020

HFTs are licking their electronic chops.

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Trump’s Sham Trial In The Senate To Begin Next Week, McConnell Says

January 14, 2020January 14, 2020

Let the sham begin!

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Need Some Troops? Donald Trump Will Literally Sell You Some For $1 Billion ‘In The Bank’

January 13, 2020January 13, 2020

“I’m gonna send ’em to you, but you gotta pay us”.

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Pelosi: Mitch McConnell Complicit In Cover-Up, Americans Will Eventually Hold Him Accountable

January 12, 2020

“Everything he says about someone else is a projection”.

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Senator Mike Lee To Jake Tapper: Soleimani ‘Four Embassies’ Story Is ‘News To Me’

January 12, 2020January 12, 2020

“I didn’t hear anything about that”.

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Trump To Laura Ingraham: ‘Don’t Think’ Americans Have Right To Know Why Soleimani Was Killed

January 10, 2020January 11, 2020

“I can reveal that I believe it would have been four embassies”.

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Matt Gaetz Finds Spine, Votes With Democrats To Curtail Trump’s War Powers

January 9, 2020January 9, 2020

“I represent more troops than any other member of this body. I buried one of them earlier today at Arlington”.

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Is Your 409K Up 100% Or Isn’t It?! Asking For Donald Trump

January 9, 2020January 9, 2020

“What are you doing wrong?”

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Morgan Stanley: A Good Economy Does Not Guarantee Trump’s Re-Election

January 8, 2020

“We have no precedent for an incumbent with a good economy but weak poll numbers”.

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After ‘Absolutely Insane’ Soleimani Briefing, A Stunned Congress Moves To Limit Trump’s War Powers

January 8, 2020January 9, 2020

“It was probably the worst briefing I’ve seen… in the nine years I’ve served in the United States Senate”.

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‘Iran Appears To Be Standing Down’: Trump Cancels World War III, A Postmortem

January 8, 2020January 8, 2020

It could have been worse.

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Trump, Esper Cling To Soleimani Narrative In Painfully Absurd On-Camera Remarks

January 7, 2020January 8, 2020

“I like to obey the law”.

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Mitch McConnell Still Not Sure Why Senate Needs Witnesses When Acquittal Is Foregone Conclusion

January 7, 2020January 7, 2020

“A trial isn’t a trial without evidence”.

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Trump Administration Effectively Bans Javad Zarif From UN So… See You At Davos!

January 7, 2020January 7, 2020

“The world is not limited to New York”.

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‘I Am Prepared To Testify’: John Bolton (And His Mustache) Will Appear Before Senate In Impeachment Trial If Subpoenaed

January 6, 2020

“Accordingly, since my testimony is once again at issue”…

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Trump Doubles Down On War Crimes Threat, Says Not Leaving Iraq Unless Country Pays Him ‘Billions Of Dollars’

January 5, 2020January 6, 2020

“It doesn’t work that way”.

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‘A Terrorist In A Suit’: Trump Threat To Bomb Shia Cultural Sites Goes Down Like Lead Balloon

January 5, 2020January 5, 2020

“…in politics, all developments and threats are linked to each other”.

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Trump Has Pushed The World To The Brink. Not Even He Knows What Comes Next

January 4, 2020January 5, 2020

How sustainable is this?

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‘The Evidence Is Razor Thin’: Pulitzer Prize Finalist Rukmini Callimachi Reveals New Information On Soleimani Assassination

January 4, 2020January 4, 2020

“Hard to decouple his killing from the impeachment saga.”

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Trump Talks China Deal, Roger Stone Pardon And Possible ‘Beautiful Vase’ From North Korea

December 24, 2019

“I may get a vase”.

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Will Trump Be Impeached Again? McGahn Testimony Fight Heats Up While New Ukraine Docs Complicate Senate Trial

December 24, 2019December 25, 2019

“To oppose the admission of this evidence would be to turn a willfully blind eye to the facts”.

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New, Heavily-Redacted Ukraine Documents Offer More Hard Evidence Of Trump’s Ill Intent

December 22, 2019December 22, 2019

“Please hold off”.

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Trump Was Prepared To Force Government Shutdown Over Ukraine Language In Spending Bill: Sources

December 21, 2019December 21, 2019

The language was a “non-starter” for Trump.

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Say Goodbye To Mick Mulvaney. He’s A Lame Duck.

December 20, 2019December 20, 2019

“Well-oiled machine”.

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