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McConnell, Schumer Square Off Over Trump’s Senate Trial As Pelosi Plans Next Move

December 19, 2019

“Is the president so weak than none of the president’s men can defend him under oath?”

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Congrats To Donald Trump On Joining The Highly Exclusive Club Of Impeached US Presidents

December 18, 2019December 19, 2019

The president was impeached while telling a story about invisible stealth fighters to a crowd in Michigan.

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As House Moves To Impeach On ‘Sad’, Historic Day, Trump Sends Sarcastic Christmas Cards To Democrats

December 18, 2019December 19, 2019

“Really sick”.

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As Another Trump Associate Gets Jail Sentence, ‘Moscow Mitch’ Readies ‘Sham’ Senate Trial

December 17, 2019December 17, 2019

“Impeachment trials, like most trials, have witnesses.”

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Trump Marks Dubious Friday With Impeachment Articles, Trade Fail

December 13, 2019December 13, 2019

A surreal spectacle, but one befitting of the man.

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Michael Horowitz Knows Two Things: The FBI Made Mistakes & There Is No Damn ‘Deep State’

December 11, 2019December 11, 2019

“I would not call people names like that”.

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In Case It’s Not Clear Enough, William Barr Is Going To Prosecute And Jail Trump’s Enemies

December 10, 2019December 11, 2019

“He’s looking at how it got started”.

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Abuse Of Power, Obstruction Of Congress: Dems Announce Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump

December 10, 2019December 10, 2019

“Why not let him cheat just one more time?”

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Inspector General Horowitz Says FBI Had ‘Authorized Purpose’ To Investigate Trump Campaign, But Criticizes Errors

December 9, 2019December 9, 2019

“We also concluded that, under the AG Guidelines and the DIOG, the FBI had an authorized purpose when it opened Crossfire Hurricane”.

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Rudy Giuliani, Trump Push Limits Of America’s Collective Sanity

December 8, 2019December 8, 2019

“He’s going to make a report”.

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It’s Over For Trump In The House: Pelosi Says Dems To Draft Impeachment Articles

December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

“Sadly, but with confidence and humility”…

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‘Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt’: Trade Talk Stalemate Sets In Ahead Of Deadline

December 5, 2019December 5, 2019

And a relative calm sets in over Chinese markets.

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Scholars Say Trump’s Actions Are Impeachable. Here’s A Common Sense Take On The First House Judiciary Hearing

December 4, 2019December 4, 2019

“While the president can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron”.

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In Latest Escalation, ‘Odious’ House Passes Xinjiang Bill Mandating Sanctions On Chinese Officials

December 3, 2019

“We are long past the point when this should have been done”.

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Impeachment Report: Trump Solicited Interference In US Elections, Intimidated Witnesses, Endangered National Security

December 3, 2019December 3, 2019

“The President’s scheme was exposed”.

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‘Tariff Man’ Returns: Trump Risks Selloff With Attacks On Brazil, Argentina

December 2, 2019December 2, 2019

“Lower Rates & Loosen – Fed!”

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Trump To Be Accused Of Seeking Foreign Influence In US Elections, ‘Unprecedented Obstruction’

November 30, 2019December 1, 2019

As of Saturday, it still wasn’t clear what Trump’s strategy is.

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Giuliani Negotiated $200,000 Contract With Ukraine Prosector Who Conspired Against Marie Yovanovitch

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019

And yes, diGenova and Toensing were involved, sources say.

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Trump Risks Brutal Market Letdown With Trade Brinksmanship

November 27, 2019November 27, 2019

“We have traded up on such optimism before, only to then be let down”.

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Donald Trump Is Cordially Invited To Attend First Public Impeachment Hearing Next Week

November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

Meanwhile, the president pardoned the Thanksgiving turkey.

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Trump White House Suffers Serious Legal Setback As Judge Says Don McGahn Must Testify

November 25, 2019November 26, 2019

“DOJ promotes a conception of separation-of-powers principles that gets these constitutional commands exactly backwards”.

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Trump, Mnuchin, Barr May Have Iced Halkbank Case At Behest Of Erdogan

November 25, 2019November 25, 2019

The Halkbank case seemingly went cold for five whole months…

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‘The Mafia Couldn’t Kill Me’: Rudy Giuliani Is The Loose End To End All Loose Ends

November 24, 2019November 24, 2019

A Christmas Carol.

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A Subtle Reminder About Republicans, Democrats, The S&P 500 And Deficits

November 23, 2019November 24, 2019

Is it really a Democrat market participants should fear?

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‘I Want A Trial. They’re All Shifty Schiffs’: Trump Bombs In Comically Ridiculous Fox & Friends Rant

November 22, 2019November 22, 2019

“If they do put it up because they’re crazy”…

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The Truth Behind Trump’s Farm Bailouts: Millions For Campaign Aides, Payouts To Billionaires, $5,136 For Small Growers

November 21, 2019April 23, 2022

“Enjoy!”

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GOP Senators Game Out Trump’s Impeachment Trial With Kushner, Conway

November 21, 2019November 21, 2019

“I expect the Senate to conduct proceedings that are fair”.

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