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Category: Trump
Angela Merkel, Leader Of The Free World, Just Gave Up On America
And just like that, Donald Trump has managed to alienate the last line of defense for Western democracy.
“Political Immunity” And Markets
“Technical factors and central bank liquidity have allowed markets to suspend disbelief.”
Trump Gets Off Plane, Locks Self In Room, Has Twitter Meltdown
Plaxico. Just, “Plaxico.”
Is Jared Kushner A Criminal? Dollars Available To Buy For 26 Cents
Well, it looks like Jared Kushner might have committed some treason. If you’ve turned on
Photo Of The Week: “The Omen”
“Come and play with us, Danny”…
Guest Post: Populism, Pornography, And The Nostalgia Of Greatness
“Everything is explicit, but the plot cannot be taken seriously.”
Video: Trump Slap-Shoves Montenegro PM, Adjusts Coat, Puts On Best Mussolini Face
“Trump forcefully slapped a hand on the shoulder of Montenegro Prime Minister Dusko Markovic, pushed him aside, and barreled his way through to the front of the group. Satisfied, Trump raised his chin, adjusted his jacket and surveyed the crowd before him.”
This Has Only Happened 3 Times Since 1984
“…history would suggest markets are likely to perform poorly.”
Guest Post: Trump In Wonderland
“They are incapable of creating a deception when they need it – the conceptual difference between a deception and a lie seems to elude them — so they lie instead, and when they are called on a lie, they lie more and blame facts, which further undermines their credibility until there is none left. As a result, after less than a month in office, Trump had to declare war on facts and pronounce the press the enemy of the people.”
Wednesday Satire: Pope Calls Trump A Fat Ass, Other Countries Cancel Visits
“We don’t see why we should be speaking to Donald Trump when even Melania isn’t doing that.”
Goldman Pukes All Over Trump Budget; Clinton Calls It “Unimaginably Cruel”
“In general, the President’s Budget is a political document more than a working fiscal proposal.”
Tuesday Satire: “Ok Google, When Is It Safe To Turn On Trump?”
“I think it’s important for people to know that important things are, in fact, getting done, and setting this Google News alert is one of those things.”
Video: Trump Tells Israelis He “Just Got Back From Mideast”
You’d be forgiven for being in a shitty mood on Tuesday morning. After all, someone
Storm Clouds Gather As Trump Headline Risk, Terror Attack Battle Econ Data For Market’s Heart
Well, this market’s mettle is being tested. Again. On Monday evening we got what might
Trump Asked Top Intel Chiefs If Maybe They’d Like To Obstruct Some Justice With Him
“President Trump asked two of the nation’s top intelligence officials in March to help him push back against an FBI investigation into possible coordination between his campaign and the Russian government, according to current and former officials.”
Wilbur Ross Marvels At Lack Of Protests In Saudi Arabia, Wooed By “Gigantic Bushels Of Dates”
“Not one guy with a bad placard.â€
Monday Satire: America Changes Its Mind On Travel Ban From Muslim Countries
“In a notable shift of public opinion, a substantial majority of Americans now favor a travel ban on a person who has recently visited a Muslim country, a new poll shows.”
Monday Humor: Flynn Last Year On Taking The 5th
“Unbelievable.”
Video: Trump Accidentally Confirms Leaking Israeli ISIS Intel To Russians
“I never said the word ‘Israel.'”
“1, 2, 3, 4… FIF!!” Mike Flynn Pulls A Chappelle, Pleads The 5th
We already knew Mike Flynn had nothing to hide about the Trump administration’s ties to Moscow
The Great Orb: Twitter Goes Batshit Crazy Over Picture Of Trump, Saudi King
Bow before the all mighty orb.
“Sharks In The Sea Of Tranquility” – Looking Ahead
So what did we learn last week? Well, we learned that despite what amounts to
One Bank Talks Impeachment, Downside For Stocks, As Democrats Beg DoJ To “Fend Off” Trump
“They view the evolution of this probability as the major determinant of near-term equity performance. Our equity strategists think a 10% change in the assessed probability for a corporate tax plan is worth about 55 points for the S&P 500.”
In Islam Speech, Trump Fights ‘Barbaric Criminals’ In Epic ‘Battle Of Good Vs. Evil’
TRUMP TO SAY WAR ON TERROR IS `BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL’
TRUMP: WAR ON TERROR NOT BATTLE BETWEEN DIFFERENT FAITHS
TRUMP: WAR ON TERROR IS FIGHT AGAINST `BARBARIC CRIMINALS’
“We’re Approaching A Margin Call” – The “Trump Put,” Volatility, & One Analyst’s Masterpiece
“When expressed in options language, the Trump put has the same decomposition as the Bernanke put during the QE period. Effectively, this is a supply of equity vol to the market financed by “selling puts†on President’s credibility. However, in contrast with the Fed whose communications with the markets reduced volatility, the new political transparency, as communicated through presidential tweets and political discourse, has been generally volatility increasing.”
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