Have you had your “covfefe” this morning?
Category: Trump
A Very Presidential Trump Asks Why “Crooked H” Gets To “Destroy Phone W/ Hammer”
“…& they talk about obstruction?”
A Frustrated Trump Addresses Obstruction Investigation: “Nice”
So Donald Trump is being investigated for obstruction of justice. If you somehow missed that
WaPo: Trump Now Under Investigation For Obstruction Of Justice
Well, if Donald Trump didn’t want to fire special counsel Robert Mueller, he goddamn sure
“On What Basis?!” One Trader Demands To Know Why You’re Short Treasurys
“U.S. Treasury bears haven’t come up with a compelling new argument in months, nor a reason why any of the old, stale logic will suddenly become valid now”…
The Hill: “If Trump Fires Robert Mueller, He Will Be Impeached”
“If Trump does fire Mueller, it would be a virtual admission of guilt in the eyes of huge numbers of Americans.”
“I’ll Get Impeached If It Kills Me”: Trump Considers Firing Mueller, Attacks Judges, “Dirty, Sad” Press
Thankfully, the fact that Trump is even considering firing Mueller and the fact that he just tweeted about the 9th Circuit a day after the court cited the President’s tweets in an unfavorable ruling proves (again) that Trump will not stop until he has gotten himself impeached.
Congratulations! Trump Logs Worst First Quarter Approval Rating In Recorded History
And by a country fucking mile.
It’s Official: Rep. Mike Quigley Introduces The “Covfefe Act”
“President Trump’s tweets frequently make national news and are a topic of everyday conversation, including deciphering the meaning behind his tweet using the previously unheard of term, “covfefe.â€
Chances Trump Cuts Taxes In 2017 Plunge By 50% In 3 Months, Betting Odds Show
He was “tired of winning” anyway…
FBIÂ Counter-intelligence Agent Reveals The “Most Explosive Aspect” Of Comey Testimony
” In the nine times Trump met with or called Comey, it was always to discuss how the investigation into Russia’s election interference was affecting him personally, rather than the security of the country. He apparently cared little about understanding either the magnitude of the Russian intelligence threat, or how the FBI might be able to prevent another attack in future elections.”
Trump: Comey A “Coward,” Working People Should Be Happy About Soaring Nasdaq
“Cowardly” Comey and look at that Nasdaq!
The Best Twitter Responses To Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ “Covfefe” Moment
“Anchor, traffic light. Traffic light, traffic light. Traffic light, anchor. Maps and castles, planes and boats. And almost dead center in the middle of the message: an ancient and pale stone face of Easter Island.”
Kellyanne Conway Outed On Twitter Leaking To WaPo, Mocking Trump, Priebus
“Honestly, what the fuck”…
Must Read: “The Physics Of Donald Trump”
“Everyone who enters his event horizon begins to not make sense. There is something terminal about coming too close to Trump. The list of casualties who have crossed the point of no return, and became permanently trapped on the other side, is getting longer every day.”
Video: Trump “Didn’t Say That” To Comey. But It’s Fine If He Did. But He Didn’t.
I didn’t say that.
I will tell you that I didn’t say that.
And there’d be nothing wrong if I did say it according to everybody that I’ve read today.
But I did not say that.
Video: Clapper Says Comey Testimony “Damning” For Trump, President Is “Assaulting” America
“The President himself has undertaken assaults on our institutions.”
Trump Says “Totally Vindicated” By FBI Director Calling Him Unhinged Liar, Thanks Fox
So on Thursday, James Comey explained what it’s like to work for the mafia. The
Comey Satire: “I Heard Someone Screaming, And Then A Big Crash”
“The sound was consistent with that of a large object, such as a television set, being thrown through a closed window,†a Secret Service spokesman said.
James Comey Got Whacked, The Question Is “Do We Care?”
“Despite this sparseness, or maybe I should say because of it, it is the most shocking single document compiled about the official conduct of the public duties of any President since the release of the Watergate tapes.”
Trader: “The Problem Is Ours”
“James Comey’s testimony has been portrayed as the making or breaking of the current presidency. Total vindication or that Perry Mason moment when he tearfully breaks down under questioning, repudiates his opening statement and confesses all. No one listening in today is going to budge one inch in their appraisal of our state of affairs.”
Meanwhile, In Trump-Landia…
Last month, Donald Trump got frustrated with his “surrogates’” inability to keep his lies straight.
Comey Prepared Testimony Released: “I Didn’t Move Or Speak”
“A few moments later, the President said, “I need loyalty, I expect loyalty.†I didn’t move, speak, or change my facial expression in any way during the awkward silence that followed. We simply looked at each other in silence. The conversation then moved on, but he returned to the subject near the end of our dinner.”
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