Donald Trump just held a press conference in Washington with Romanian President Klaus Iohannis.
We weren't going to cover it.
HR isn't a news wire, so we try to pick our spots in an effort not to waste your time or ours. Yes, there were some notables from the presser, including the President doubling down on the Qatar criticism just hours after Rex Tillerson called for an easing of the blockade, but by and large it looked like it was going to be a non-event.
And then in the Q&A, Trump started talking about Comey. As you can imagine, it was all kinds of funny.
Here are the bullet point highlights:
TRUMP: NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION, COMEY'S A LEAKER
TRUMP SAYS COMEY TESTIMONY SHOWED NO COLLUSION OR OBSTRUCTION
TRUMP SAYS HE MAY SPEAK LATER ON IF CONVERSATION TAPES EXIST
TRUMP: I DIDN'T TELL COMEY TO LET FLYNN PROBE GO
TRUMP SAYS HE'D BE WILLING TO SPEAK UNDER OATH ON COMEY
TRUMP: I'D BE GLAD TO SPEAK TO MUELLER ABOUT COMEY CONVERSATION
Now first of all, those bullets are hilarious and if you watched the actual presser, they're funnier still.
But let's just run through them one-by-one with what we imagine was going on under that blonde beaver pelt he wears on his he
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