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Fate Of Trump’s Travel Ban Hangs In The Balance: 6 SCOTUS Options

June 25, 2017

The buck stops here…

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It’s The Politics Stupid! BIS Flags A “Scary” Change In The Market’s Mindset

June 25, 2017

“Underlying a number of these changes was a shift of market participants’ attention away from monetary policy and towards political events.”

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Make Child Labor Great Again! Trump Promises To “Put Minors Back To Work”

June 24, 2017

“Makes me nostalgic for that great asbestos insulation”…

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Barclays Sarcastically Asks: “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

June 24, 2017

“The reality is that there are many risks on the horizon as we write”…

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Trump’s Border Wall Idea “Sounds Like It Came From Another Country”

June 24, 2017June 24, 2017

“Although its effectiveness has not been measured, the truth is that for all practical purposes, the southern border already has a barrier in place.”

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“Missing Was The Exclamation Mark”: Is It Time To Take Trump’s Tweets More Seriously?

June 23, 2017

“‘I did not make, and do not have, any such recordings.’ Missing is the standard exclamation mark.”

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Here’s A List Of Every Lie Trump Told In June

June 23, 2017

A big, beautiful list…

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“Fuck My Life”: Trump Aides Respond To Comey Conspiracy Tweets

June 22, 2017

“At least that’s behind us.” When alerted to his apparent suspicions of Oval Office surveillance, the official replied in a text message, “fml.”

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“Unless They Can Read Minds,” Trump’s Lawyers Have No Idea If He’s Under Investigation

June 22, 2017June 22, 2017

“And as for the claim that no investigation exists at all — unless the President’s lawyer can read minds, he really would have no way of knowing.  The rest, as they say, is mere speculation.”

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Bluff Called: Trump Has No “Tapes” Of James Comey

June 22, 2017June 22, 2017

“I did not make any such recordings.”

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“I Just Don’t Want A Poor Person”: Trump Explains How Much He Cares About “The People”

June 22, 2017June 22, 2017

“I just don’t want poor people in these positions.”

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Chart Of The Day: Asset Prices In The Trump Era

June 22, 2017

See if you can spot what’s still hanging on for dear life at record highs/tights despite lackluster incoming data and central bank tightening…

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Trump: I’ll Build Wall Out Of Solar Panels Because There’s “Lots Of Sun” Down There

June 22, 2017

“Pretty good imagination, right?,” he asked supporters. “Good? My idea.” 

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Trump Vs. Trump: There Can Be Only One

June 21, 2017June 21, 2017

“Trump’s determination to undermine his symbolic self has become especially clear in the last two months: The presidential tweets are screaming of self-sabotage, and the display of conflicts of interests is just too obvious and explicitly self-incriminating to be unintentional.”

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Wednesday Humor: Trump Says “Obstruction Doesn’t Work!”

June 21, 2017June 21, 2017

Note to self…

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Is Donald Trump Too Stupid To Be Guilty?

June 20, 2017

One of the reasons it’s so difficult to determine whether Donald Trump and members of his administration are “guilty” of colluding with a hostile foreign power is that it’s hard to distinguish between criminality and stupidity. 

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Lloyd Blankfein Explains Why He’s Trolling Trump On Twitter

June 19, 2017June 19, 2017

“Three outta six of these, Lloyd, are, I would say, antagonistic to the president”…

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CNN’s Acosta Loses It, Calls WH Spineless As Spicer Dodges Questions

June 19, 2017

“Call me old fashioned but I think the WH should have the backbone to answer questions on camera.”

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When Will Trump Be Removed? Spoiler Alert: Maybe Never

June 19, 2017June 19, 2017

“Still, Nixon held onto office for more than 17 months after his ratings sank below 50 percent, and for more than nine months after they sank into the twenties. Being loathed by the American public, and being widely and correctly perceived to be a criminal, did not do him in for a long time.”

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Passion Of The Donald: Is Trump The Most Persecuted Man Since Jesus?

June 18, 2017

I imagine it’s just a matter of time before Donald Trump tweets that he’s “the most persecuted man since Jesus.”

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Trump’s Father’s Day Message: It’s A Witch Hunt

June 18, 2017

Well, it’s Father’s Day and Donald Trump has kids, at least half of which are

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A “Nasty, Sad, Nice, Winner, Loser, Dummy”: Trump In His Own Words

June 17, 2017

When considered as a single body of work, the President’s two-day Twitter tirade certainly qualifies as one the most ridiculous spectacles ever created by someone who holds public office. 

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50% Of CEOs Rate Trump’s Performance “F”: “This Wasn’t A Granola-Eating Bunch Of Democrats”

June 17, 2017

“This was not a granola-eating crowd of Democrat entrepreneurs. It’s a cross-section of the business community, including some who are quite pro-Trump.”

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Meet Rachel Brand: Who Will Head The Trump-Russia Probe If Rosenstein Recuses

June 16, 2017June 16, 2017

And so, with Rod Rosenstein having allegedly told the DoJ’s No. 3 that he may need to follow in Jeff Sessions’ footsteps by recusing himself from the Trump-Russia probe, the question is this: “just who is the DoJ’s No. 3”?

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Bombshell: Rosenstein Said To Consider Recusing Himself From Trump-Russia Probe

June 16, 2017June 16, 2017

“Rosenstein, who authored an extensive and publicly-released memorandum recommending Comey’s firing, raised the possibility of his recusal during a recent meeting with Associate Attorney General Rachel Brand, the Justice Department’s new third-in-command, according to sources.”

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Trump Loses Mind, Says Rosenstein Is In On It, Calls Tweets “Very Powerful,” Invents Proper Nouns

June 16, 2017

“I’m now being investigated for firing the FBI Director by the man who told me to fire the FBI Director!”

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Did Rod Rosenstein Just Threaten The Free Press On Behalf Of Donald Trump?

June 16, 2017June 16, 2017

“Americans should exercise caution before accepting as true any stories attributed to anonymous ‘officials,’ particularly when they do not identify the country — let alone the branch or agency of government — with which the alleged sources supposedly are affiliated.”

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