Trump Loses Mind, Says Rosenstein Is In On It, Calls Tweets “Very Powerful,” Invents Proper Nouns

Maybe we spoke to soon when we suggested that Rod Rosenstein is serving as a Trump mouthpiece, because in a barrage of truly hilarious tweets, the President looks to be blaming Rosenstein for Mueller’s obstruction of justice investigation.

Mr. President, what say you?

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But that’s not all he said.

He also notes that despite the “phony” “Witch Hunt” (which is apparently a proper noun now), things are going great according to his proprietary “enthusiasm” indicator:

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And if you’re one of the millions upon millions of people who think this is getting so over-the-top ridiculous that Congress should start looking into whether this man is mentally fit to serve, Trump wants you to know that you’re just a hater and that his “very powerful” Twitter feed can “go around” the “Fake News Media” (also a proper noun now):

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The Twitterverse is of course trolling the President relentlessly. Here’s one example:

Finally, here are the “official” press releases:

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