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A Slippery Slope Straight ‘To Hell’

October 23, 2020October 23, 2020

Assuming US stocks “wanted” to go quietly into the weekend, the final US presidential debate

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Apprehension And Irony

October 22, 2020October 23, 2020

US markets felt apprehensive Thursday. If that’s an accurate read, it’s understandable. The timeline on

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America’s New Housing Bubble Is Terrifying And Comforting All At Once

October 22, 2020October 22, 2020

It’s hard to know whether to cheer or shudder at ongoing signs of strength in

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Gods Don’t Bleed (But Albert Edwards Isn’t So Sure)

October 22, 2020October 22, 2020

Don’t doubt the gods. That was the lesson learned over the summer of our discontent,

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As Spain, France Top 1 Million Virus Cases, Half Of European SMEs May Be Gone In 12 Months

October 22, 2020October 22, 2020

The COVID containment effort is in shambles across Europe, where officials are now grappling with

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Indecipherable Data Shows Jobless Claims At Lowest Of Pandemic Era

October 22, 2020October 22, 2020

“Just” 787,000 Americans filed for unemployment benefits last week, considerably better than the 870,000 economists

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Running Interference

October 22, 2020October 22, 2020

The mood was somewhat sour Thursday ahead of the last US presidential debate. Reports that

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‘Buying No Matter What’: Risk Aversion And The Ghost Of 2016

October 21, 2020October 22, 2020

Perhaps market participants are too comfortable in the assumption that Joe Biden will prevail next

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Back To The Twilight Zone: Companies Get Paid To Borrow During Pandemic

October 21, 2020October 21, 2020

Nothing gets the crowd going quite like negative rates. “Perversion” is a term that invariably

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Tail Risks Of The Reconstruction: Nomura’s McElligott, BMO, Goldman Talk Rates, Stimulus, Election Nexus

October 21, 2020October 21, 2020

If everyone else zigs, you may want to zag — at least for a hedge.

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Sell Your 92-Year-Old Tree-Trimming Business Before It’s Too Late!, Investment Bankers Shriek

October 21, 2020October 21, 2020

Sell it now before it’s too late! Apparently, that’s the pitch bankers are making to

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Faux Deadlines

October 21, 2020October 21, 2020

The stimulus “deadline” in the US on Tuesday turned out not to be a “deadline,”

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‘That’s The Plan’: Pelosi, Mnuchin See Stimulus Deal By Saturday, But Senate Hurdle Remains

October 20, 2020October 21, 2020

Predictably, market participants were inundated with stimulus headlines after the closing bell Tuesday, as a

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Netflix Results Point To End Of Pandemic Bump

October 20, 2020

Is the pandemic bump over? That’s one question investors will want answered from big-cap US

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‘We Should Have Done Something. But I’m Not Optimistic’

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

Nancy Pelosi stoked stimulus optimism Tuesday during remarks to Bloomberg Television just hours ahead of

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‘OK, Google, Call The Lawyers’

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

Months in the making, the Justice Department’s antitrust case against Google is set to go

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Mitch, Please…

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

Donald Trump on Tuesday doubled down on the notion that he can cajole Mitch McConnell

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This Is No Lehman. Meet Me At Dave & Buster’s!

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

There’s talk of “lockdowns 2.0,” which I suppose is market parlance for politicians’ latest efforts

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Nothing Is A Panacea

October 20, 2020October 20, 2020

Tuesday was the ostensible “deadline” for The White House to meet Nancy Pelosi’s demands if

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One Bad Red Hed (Where The Two Americas Meet)

October 19, 2020October 20, 2020

“On balance, I am comfortable with our current policy stance,” Atlanta Fed boss Raphael Bostic

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Stranger Than Fiction: Trump Calls Fauci A 500-Year-Old ‘Idiot’ On A Recorded Phone Call

October 19, 2020October 19, 2020

Satire is dead. It’s a common refrain heard across social media and echoed by journalists

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‘It’s Running Out’: Yellen, Chase Researchers Say Americans May Be Tapped Out

October 19, 2020October 19, 2020

“Monetary policy has already done a huge amount,” Janet Yellen said Monday, speaking in an

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Why The Size Of A Senate Majority Is ‘More Important Than Ever’ And The Fate Of The Filibuster

October 19, 2020October 19, 2020

When you think about the economic and market implications of a prospective Democratic sweep in

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Boilerplate Lines, Pernicious Canards

October 19, 2020October 19, 2020

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: US equities came into the new week

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China’s Economy Grew Less Than Expected In Q3, But September Activity Data May Carry The Day

October 18, 2020October 19, 2020

“Unscathed” isn’t the right word. Neither is “resilient.” Rather than cycle through my mental Rolodex

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48 Hours, Two Minutes, Many Numbers

October 18, 2020October 19, 2020

“If you said a trillion-eight, if you said 2 trillion, if you said 2 trillion-two

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It’s Not Going Away. And There’s No Going Back

October 18, 2020October 18, 2020

The US and Europe have now seemingly lost control of the virus — again. Although

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