Skip to content
Wednesday, November 04, 2026
Heisenberg Report

Heisenberg Report

Sign In Subscribe
  • Home
  • Markets
  • Economy
  • Politics
  • Weekly
  • Monthly Letters
  • Kitsch Register

Author: therealheisenberg

El-Erian Says ‘Band-Aid’ Actions May ‘Further Undermine’ US Prestige. Goldman Sees Early September ‘Deadlines’

August 10, 2020August 10, 2020

It’s “not nothin’”, so to speak, but it’s not a long-term solution. That was the

Read More

9 Comments on El-Erian Says ‘Band-Aid’ Actions May ‘Further Undermine’ US Prestige. Goldman Sees Early September ‘Deadlines’

July’s ‘Great’ US Jobs Report Hid Grim Milestone

August 10, 2020August 10, 2020

Donald Trump’s go-it-alone approach to virus relief met with mixed reviews on Sunday and Monday.

Read More

2 Comments on July’s ‘Great’ US Jobs Report Hid Grim Milestone

Bad Behavior, Seditious Words

August 10, 2020August 10, 2020

Tencent shares were hit again Monday, falling nearly 5% as the market continues to fret

Read More

2 Comments on Bad Behavior, Seditious Words

High Drama, High Valuations, And ‘Slightly Scary Theories’

August 9, 2020August 10, 2020

Headed into the new week, the S&P 500 hadn’t seen a losing session since July

Read More

Leave a Comment on High Drama, High Valuations, And ‘Slightly Scary Theories’

The Bond Market Sent Out A Warning Late Last Week. Was Anyone Listening?

August 9, 2020August 9, 2020

The market delivered a warning to gold bulls, big-cap tech investors, and dollar bears on

Read More

3 Comments on The Bond Market Sent Out A Warning Late Last Week. Was Anyone Listening?

Trump Virus Relief Edicts Seen As Inadequate. Unemployment Scheme Especially Tenuous

August 9, 2020August 9, 2020

“Whether they’re legal or not takes time to figure out”, Nancy Pelosi said Sunday, speaking

Read More

2 Comments on Trump Virus Relief Edicts Seen As Inadequate. Unemployment Scheme Especially Tenuous

Profits At Saudi Aramco Collapse 73% To ‘Just’ $6.6 Billion. Dividend Plan Unchanged

August 9, 2020August 9, 2020

Unlike BP and Shell, Saudi Aramco isn’t cutting its dividend despite one of the most

Read More

oilLeave a Comment on Profits At Saudi Aramco Collapse 73% To ‘Just’ $6.6 Billion. Dividend Plan Unchanged

Trump Pulls The Trigger, Signs Orders On Jobless Benefits, Payroll Taxes

August 8, 2020August 9, 2020

Donald Trump moved ahead Saturday with executive action aimed at preserving a handful of key

Read More

6 Comments on Trump Pulls The Trigger, Signs Orders On Jobless Benefits, Payroll Taxes

Warren Buffett Still Believes In Himself. Everyone Else Is An Open Question.

August 8, 2020August 8, 2020

Disciples of Omaha’s most famous granddad will be pleased to know that during the second

Read More

1 Comment on Warren Buffett Still Believes In Himself. Everyone Else Is An Open Question.

‘So Bearish, I’m Bullish’ (And Why The Biggest Stock Outflow Since Vol-pocalypse Is ‘Good’ News)

August 8, 2020August 8, 2020

“The only time to worry about stocks is when US equity fund flows turn positive”,

Read More

2 Comments on ‘So Bearish, I’m Bullish’ (And Why The Biggest Stock Outflow Since Vol-pocalypse Is ‘Good’ News)

An ‘Extremely Low Bar’: Goldman Raises S&P EPS Forecasts After FAAMG-Assisted Quarter

August 8, 2020August 8, 2020

The bar was extremely low. The most challenging earnings season in living memory is now

Read More

2 Comments on An ‘Extremely Low Bar’: Goldman Raises S&P EPS Forecasts After FAAMG-Assisted Quarter

Trump Outlines Executive Order On Virus Relief After Stimulus Talks Collapse. Stops Short Of Action

August 7, 2020August 8, 2020

“We are going a different way!”, Donald Trump declared, after more than a week of

Read More

5 Comments on Trump Outlines Executive Order On Virus Relief After Stimulus Talks Collapse. Stops Short Of Action

Tech Wars, Great Debasements, And A $2.4 Trillion ‘Non-Starter’

August 7, 2020August 7, 2020

A July jobs report billed ahead of time as a potential game-changer for a market

Read More

oil4 Comments on Tech Wars, Great Debasements, And A $2.4 Trillion ‘Non-Starter’

These Markets Are Nihilists, Donny.

August 7, 2020

No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of. —Walter Sobchak “Nothing matters but liquidity”, BofA’s Michael

Read More

5 Comments on These Markets Are Nihilists, Donny.

‘Directly Responsible’: Mnuchin Slaps Carrie Lam With Sanctions As US-China Tensions Soar

August 7, 2020August 7, 2020

With tensions running higher than ever following Donald Trump’s pair of executive orders targeting TikTok,

Read More

3 Comments on ‘Directly Responsible’: Mnuchin Slaps Carrie Lam With Sanctions As US-China Tensions Soar

July Jobs Report Raises Questions, But Answers Aren’t Forthcoming

August 7, 2020August 7, 2020

The July jobs report (which beat expectations, ostensibly suggesting reinstated virus containment measures across some

Read More

Leave a Comment on July Jobs Report Raises Questions, But Answers Aren’t Forthcoming

US Labor Market Defies Skeptics As Jobs Report Again Beats Expectations

August 7, 2020August 7, 2020

“You can’t use a model for this”, Morgan Stanley’s Chief US Economist, Ellen Zentner, sighed

Read More

5 Comments on US Labor Market Defies Skeptics As Jobs Report Again Beats Expectations

‘Shocked’

August 7, 2020August 7, 2020

“We are shocked by the recent Executive Order, which was issued without any due process”,

Read More

2 Comments on ‘Shocked’

Trump Makes TikTok Ban Official, Takes Aim At WeChat, Tencent In Latest Broadside

August 6, 2020August 7, 2020

Donald Trump made it official on Thursday evening. He signed an executive order aimed at

Read More

3 Comments on Trump Makes TikTok Ban Official, Takes Aim At WeChat, Tencent In Latest Broadside

‘Working Fine Right Now’

August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

(Updates with comments from Pelosi, Schumer, Meadows, Mnuchin after latest negotiations) In an attempt to

Read More

8 Comments on ‘Working Fine Right Now’

Americans’ Credit Card Balances Just Plunged By A Record $76 Billion

August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

Credit card balances for US households plunged by the most on record in the second

Read More

6 Comments on Americans’ Credit Card Balances Just Plunged By A Record $76 Billion

Turkey Plunges Into (Another) Currency Crisis. Is Anyone Surprised?

August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

Turkey is in trouble — again. At fairly regular intervals, the country finds itself teetering

Read More

1 Comment on Turkey Plunges Into (Another) Currency Crisis. Is Anyone Surprised?

Is This Time Different? Goldman Says ‘Early Vaccine’ May Change Market Zeitgeist

August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

Things are going to look a lot different three months from now. That’s the message

Read More

6 Comments on Is This Time Different? Goldman Says ‘Early Vaccine’ May Change Market Zeitgeist

Jobless Claims Fall To Lowest Of Pandemic In Welcome News

August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

On the heels of an ostensibly foreboding ADP employment report, and just a day ahead

Read More

3 Comments on Jobless Claims Fall To Lowest Of Pandemic In Welcome News

Guesswork: BOE As A Microcosm Of The Global Policymaker Dilemma

August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

The BOE kept rates unchanged at a record low 0.1% Thursday and promised it won’t

Read More

Leave a Comment on Guesswork: BOE As A Microcosm Of The Global Policymaker Dilemma

Fingers Crossed

August 5, 2020August 6, 2020

It’s “fingers crossed” time. Fingers crossed that an egregious downside miss on ADP employment doesn’t

Read More

4 Comments on Fingers Crossed

Nomura’s McElligott Delivers The ‘Contrarian View’ On Surging M2 Money Supply

August 5, 2020August 5, 2020

Generally speaking, the market doesn’t have much faith in the reflation narrative and hasn’t for

Read More

19 Comments on Nomura’s McElligott Delivers The ‘Contrarian View’ On Surging M2 Money Supply

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 350 351 352 … 756 Next

Monthly Letter

  • The Arbitrageur

Recent Comments

  • TebbyFresh on Tsunami
  • NY Jeff on Tsunami
  • Mr. Lucky on Tsunami
  • BustedClock on Tsunami

Monthly Letters

The Arbitrageur

October 29, 2026October 29, 2026

To Be Happy

September 4, 2026September 4, 2026

Hell Or High Fashion

July 3, 2026July 3, 2026

Questions, tips or inquiries of any kind: [email protected]

Privacy Policy & Cookies

About Us

Subscription FAQs

All Rights Reserved 2026.

Upgrade your subscription

Join institutional investors, analysts and strategists from the world's largest banks
Subscribe now for just $7

Already a subscriber? Log in here

Loading Comments...

You must be logged in to post a comment.