“Makes so much sense”…
Category: Trump
Rudy Giuliani Inexplicably Admits Trump, Cohen Discussed Moscow Project Until Eve Of Election
“Yeah. Probably up to, could be up to as far as October, November.”
A Glowing-Orange Trump Delivers Nothing’berder’ Shutdown Plan
Man is told proposal is “non-starter”, tries to float it anyway.
‘Individual 1’ Really ‘Makes It Happen’ When It Comes To Forcing Lawyers To Lie To Congress About Treason
Meanwhile, on the latest episode of “World’s Dumbest Conspiracies”…
Meanwhile: Trump’s Current Lawyer Admits Campaign Collusion, Trump’s Old Lawyer Admits Handing Out Cash In Blue Walmart Bags
So many high crimes and misdemeanors, so little time.
Kraft Heinz To Rescue Furloughed Workers With Free Mac & Cheese As MAGA Promise Keeps Delivering
“Make people rely on charity mac & cheese again!”
Local Geriatric Denies He Works For Russia, Will Serve College Kids ‘Burger Kings’ And ‘Some Pizza’
“I never worked for Russia.”
Putin, Pirro And Pandemonium: Trump Clings To Power As Treason Talk Gets Louder
“It’s the most insulting thing I’ve ever been asked.”
No Biggie, But Turns Out F.B.I. Opened A Secret Probe To See If Trump Is A Literal Russian Agent
Do take a moment to appreciate the gravity of this.
Trump’s Shutdown Is Now Longest In US History – Are We ‘Great Again’ Yet?
Make shutdowns long again.
Local Septuagenarian Berates ‘Crazy Young People’ On Lawn, Promises To Build 2,000-Mile-Long Invisible Steel Wall To Prevent Gang Invasion
“… they don’t give a damn about gang members stabbing people and cutting people up.”Â
Emergency Powers, Coyotes, And Women Tied Up In Vans: Highlights From Trump’s Shutdown Press Conference
Just when you think it can’t possibly get any crazier…
‘Let The Damn Oil Flow’, ‘Sand And Death’ And Other Highlights From Trump’s Insane Wednesday Cabinet Meeting
The President is being treated like a circus attraction.
Trump, ‘National Hero’, Rings In New Year By Acting Like A Crazy Tweaker
Trump long ago crossed the threshold beyond which satire is rendered null and void.
Elizabeth Warren Kicks Of 2020 Presidential Bid By Accidentally Echoing Trump’s ‘American Carnage’ Spiel
Elizabeth Warren’s first step towards 2020 run is also first misstep.
On John Kelly’s Disturbing Exit Interview With The LA Times
“Why can’t we do it this way?”
Weekend Notables: Trump Calls Xi, Goldman Slashes U.S. Growth Forecast, Fed Call
Something’s got to give in 2019.
Donald Trump, ‘Legendary’ Businessman, Made Christmas Eve Panic Call To Mystery Investor As Stocks Crashed
It doesn’t get any funnier than this, folks.
‘I Need Loyalty, I Expect Loyalty’: Jerome Powell Open To ‘Sit-Down’ With Trump
Because absolutely nothing could go wrong.
On Christmas Day, A Desperate Trump Begs America To Buy The Dip In Stocks
“Make BTFD great again”.
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