Adam Schiff moves fast.
Category: Trump
A Terrified Matt Whitaker Doesn’t Understand Why You Would Subpoena Him When He’s Already Agreed To Sweat For You
“Unfortunately, a series of troubling events over the past few months suggest that we should be prepared.”
Donald Trump, Harassment Expert, Is Being Harassed By Adam Schiff
“Elections have consequences.”
Trump Delivers (Barely) Passable State Of The Union: A Postmortem
Simply put, the bar was set so low on Tuesday that even Trump managed to clear it.
Trump Had Dinner With Jerome Powell, Clarida At The White House On Monday (They Had Steak)
Powell and Clarida must have been really disappointed they weren’t greeted with Filet-O-Fishes and pizza
339 Hours On TV, Tweets And ‘Hamberders’: Trump’s Been A ‘Busy’ Man, Leaked Schedules Show
“… this says a lot about how people in the White House feel about the man they work for.”
From Mueller To Foreign Policy, Here Are The Highlights From Trump’s CBS Interview With Margaret Brennan
“Whoa, that’s news.” “Excuse me. Ok, you ready?” And more.
Define Hilarious: Deutsche, Sewing Denied 2016 Trump Loan Request Out Of Concern For Bank’s ‘Reputation’
“Mr. Trump’s divisive candidacy made such a loan too risky, the people said.”
Trump Tells CBS Pelosi Is ‘Bad For Our Country’, Says ‘People Are Dying’ Because Of Her
This is wholly unconscionable.
Fentanyl Busts And Trump As A Reverse Lefty Guns
Even when he’s right, he’s wrong.
Trump Flounders As Two-Front War With Dems, China Takes Visible Toll
Art of the dealbreaker.
Draft Of Democratic Border Proposal Surfaces: There Is No Wall Money
“There’s not gonna be any wall money in the legislation.”
Trump Demands You ‘Stop Playing Games’ With Him, Insists You ‘Call Walls Walls’ (No More ‘Wheels’, No More ‘Peaches’)
As usual, you don’t know whether to laugh, cry or cry from laughing so hard.
Trump Met With Putin Without Translator, Note-Taker Last Month – But Don’t Worry, Melania Was There
It’s not treason if your wife sees the whole thing, we suppose.
As Barr Waffles, Blumenthal And Grassley Vow ‘American People Will Have Access To The Full Story’ From Mueller
“Our legislation would guarantee that every Special Counsel does a report complete with findings and evidence – and that it be directly disclosed to Congress and the American people.”
Trump Screams At ‘Gutless’ Howard Schultz, Says He Still Wants His Starbucks ‘Rent Money’, Though
Spoiler alert: Howard doesn’t care what Trump tweets.
Trump Caves, Agrees To Reopen Government With No Wall Money, Delivers Insane Rose Garden Presser
Brace yourself, the video clips are characteristically unhinged…
Frank Pentangeli Cameo In Roger Stone Indictment Makes Bad Optics Immeasurably Worse For White House
“On multiple occasions, including on or about December 1, 2017, STONE told Person 2 that Person 2 should do a ‘Frank Pentangeli'”.
Sanders Says Stone Indictment (Which Has 29 Mentions Of The Word ‘Trump’) Has ‘Nothing To Do With Trump’
No, *you’re* the collusion.
‘FBI. Open The Door’: Roger Stone Arrested, Charged With Obstruction, Witness Tampering
“Get to [the head of Organization 1] [a]t Ecuadorian Embassy in London and get the pending [Organization 1] emails”…
‘Now, Therefore, I, Donald J. Trump’: Draft Of National Emergency Order Leaks, Cites ‘Massive Amount Of Aliens’
“The massive amount of aliens”…
Michael Cohen Cancels Congressional Testimony Because The President Is Threatening Him, Which Is Totally Normal
Well, America won’t hear from Michael Cohen early next month.
Rudy Giuliani ‘Absolutely’ Worries His Tombstone Will Read: ‘He Lied For Trump’
“No, no, no, you’re right.”
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