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Donald Trump, ‘Legendary’ Businessman, Made Christmas Eve Panic Call To Mystery Investor As Stocks Crashed

It doesn't get any funnier than this, folks.

It doesn't get any funnier than this, folks.
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9 comments on “Donald Trump, ‘Legendary’ Businessman, Made Christmas Eve Panic Call To Mystery Investor As Stocks Crashed

  1. #MAGA

  2. Sound advice, that he could/should have 1) known already, 2) gotten from his cabinet.

  3. Anyone want to take bets on how long Trump can manage his “impulse control” and stay off Twitter?

    • I think it already ended. He is seriously ADD and impulsive and self destructive. All the profilers are having a field day with his very stable geniusness. Remember his gut knows more about everything and lots of things.

  4. Sound advice I have seen about 2 million times on his twitter feed……………. Doesn’t need an investment genius to figure it out. It really does highlight how clueless and in over his head he is. I seriously believe no one would hire him in any capacity. He wouldn’t last 5 minutes in any job interview. Sad!!!!

  5. monkfelonious

    But, but the trading day after! Who in their right mind other than those that are lucky enough to EVERY TIME get out of a day trending trade are in this market? Up early, check. Trend (up or down) clearly, check. Can I get out by the end, no check.

  6. John Mulaney’s (comedian) analogy for the Trump White House:

    This guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. I think eventually everything’s going to be OK, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a horse loose in the hospital. That’s never happened before! No one knows what the horse is going to do next, least of all the horse. He’s never been in the hospital before, he’s just as confused as you are.

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