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Jeff Gundlach Shows Up At Sohn Dressed As The Joker, Touts Facebook/Oil ‘Pair Trade’ That’s Just As ‘Risky’ As His Suit

April 23, 2018April 23, 2018

For anyone who wants to trade like Jeff by shorting Mark Zuckerberg and going long oil producers, just know that Jeff does call it “a fairly risk” idea. Much like that goddamn clown suit.

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‘And Boy Was I Ever Right’: Jeff Gundlach Wants To Talk About Stocks, Bonds, Bitcoin And Of Course, Gundlach

April 4, 2018April 4, 2018

So without further ado, here’s how “right” Gundlach is, was, and always will be…

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Jeff Gundlach Unveils Groundbreaking Theory: Says Stocks May Fall If 10Y Yields Rise Above 3%

March 14, 2018March 14, 2018

But hey, are you really surprised?

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Jeff Gundlach Cracks Market Cipher, Discovers Equation For ‘Risk’

February 28, 2018

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‘Truth-Loving Soul’ Jeff Gundlach Tweets 140 Characters Of Pure Bullshit

October 4, 2017October 4, 2017

“I am a scorpion.”

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WSJ Tempts Fate: Pokes The ‘Scorpion’ With Scathing Jeff Gundlach Piece

August 20, 2017

“Mr. Gundlach sometimes emails TCW executives, taunting them, boasting of his performance and accusing his rival of not playing fair, people familiar with the matter said.”

“Those emails have continued in recent months.”

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Jeff Gundlach: ‘I Am A Scorpion’ In Search Of ‘Truth-Loving Souls’

August 17, 2017

“What the hell is going on over there?”

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Gundlach Plot Thickens As Jeff Says ‘Fake’ WSJ Is Conspiring Against Him

August 10, 2017August 10, 2017

Now I know what you’re thinking: “why would people be conspiring against Jeff Gundlach?”

But see that’s just it – we don’t know. And neither does Jeff.

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A ‘Gradualistic’ Gundlach Says ‘You’re Supposed’ To Be ‘Moving To The Exits’

August 8, 2017

“I think you’re supposed to be gradualistically moving toward the exits.”

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Gundlach Has Total Meltdown, Says Rivals Have Bribed Reporters, Calls Himself ‘Seinfeld’

August 5, 2017August 5, 2017

It’s not paranoia if they’re really out to get you, right Jeff?

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Jeff Gundlach Devastated After Discovering ‘Crass Hucksters’ Sold Him $1 Million In Fake Wine

July 29, 2017July 29, 2017

Stick to investing, because when it comes to tasting vintage reds, it is you sir, who are the “fake.”

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‘Rock-n-Roll’ Gundlach Says Bloomberg Is Lying About Him Again – Go Bills

July 6, 2017

What to say about “bond king” Jeff Gundlach? As regular readers know, Jeff is man

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A Distraught Gundlach Says “Alliteration Twins” Are Lying About Him As Conspiracy Deepens

June 17, 2017

The plot thickens…

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A Furious Jeff Gundlach Asks: Is Jim Cramer A Spreader Of “Fake News” Or Just An Idiot?

June 14, 2017June 14, 2017

Jim Cramer has been “truth”-ed.

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Angry Gundlach Accuses Bloomberg Of Creating Fake Gundlach News

June 7, 2017June 7, 2017

A “weak” Bloomberg is “jamming” Gundlach’s name into stories that he’s “got nothing to do with” while completely ignoring the always exciting world of variable annuities.

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Jeff Gundlach Is Absolutely Sure There’s More To Do In Buffalo Than “Jerk Off”

May 25, 2017

“Going out on a limb here”…

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Jeff “The Truth” Gundlach Upstages Tupac, Appears As Hologram At SALT

May 17, 2017May 17, 2017

“The One.”

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“Think People!” Gundlach Is Worried You Think Gundlach Isn’t Really Gundlach

May 11, 2017

“How can that be?!”

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Gundlach Has 2nd Twitter Meltdown: Blasts “Losers,” “Haters,” Calls Himself “The One”

May 11, 2017May 12, 2017

“The one, the only” Jeff Gundlach is furious.

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Jeff Gundlach Joined Twitter. And Then It All Went Horribly Wrong.

May 9, 2017May 12, 2017

“Welcome to the dark side.”

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Gundlach: “This Reflation Trade Is Going Away”

April 10, 2017April 10, 2017

We’ve been saying since January that investors were showing signs of fading the reflation narrative

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