Jeff Gundlach Is Absolutely Sure There’s More To Do In Buffalo Than “Jerk Off”

I don’t know if you’ve heard, but Jeff Gundlach is on Twitter.

On not only that, he’s got himself a Twitter nickname: “The Truth.”

So far, Jeff has clearly not hired a social media guru to help him learn the ropes and indeed, he had at least two meltdowns within his first week as a member of the Twitterverse:

Over the course of Jeff’s first two Twitter tantrums, the bond king racked up a Trump-ish tally of insults, unnecessary punctuation, and expressions of incredulity and exasperation. Here are the official numbers:

Rant 1

  • 2 “fake news”s;
  • 2 all-caps “FALSE”s;
  • 1 all-caps “WRONG”;
  • 9 exclamation points;
  • 1 direct personal insult (Crise);
  • 1 “incompetent” and;
  • 1 derogatory “people”

Rant 2

  • 1 “haters”
  • 1 “fakers”
  • 1 plain old “fake”
  • 1 “sad”
  • 2 “winners”
  • 1 “losers”
  • 1 “real deal”
  • and 1 reference to himself as “the one, the only”

*******

Well on Tuesday, Gundlach posted what I’m sure he thought was a completely innocent observation. To wit:

Bills

Yes, “Go Bills!”

This is Twitter of course, which means that invariably, someone would troll him.

Sure enough, @Jimmyjude13 took him to task and not only did Jimmyjude call bullshit, he turned the tables on “The Truth” and called the tweet “fake news,” a contention he then justified by telling Gundlach that in reality, the only thing there is to do in Buffalo is “jerk off”:

Jimmy

Needless to say, that didn’t go over all that well with Gundlach who, not realizing he was being trolled, decided to “truth” Jimmy:

Pal

This matter has been settled.

Pal.

 

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