So Wednesday was all about Tesla and Amazon, with the former plunging on concerns about fatal accidents that are maybe/maybe not related to Elon Musk’s Autopilot/auto lawsuit feature and the latter falling on jitters about whether Donald Trump is going to get sick enough of the Washington Post to take it out on Jeff Bezos.

We wrote extensively about all of those issues here, but suffice to say this is the situation for Tesla shares:


This is the situation for Tesla bonds:


As Bloomberg notes, yields there are still below “the average 9.21% yield on junk bonds with ratings in the CCC tier.”

And this is how things are shaping up for Amazon on the week:


Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to reassure everyone that the President of the United States isn’t about to try and fuck over Bezos due to the editorial line at WaPo. “We have no announcements or specific policies that we’re pushing forward or considering taking” she said in her daily propaganda briefing.

But while short on specifics, Trump isn’t short on agitation. Here’s are a fun couple of quotables from Charlie:

Long story short:


The Nasdaq was of course the laggard again, falling another 0.9% on top of Tuesday’s outsized loses. This is five out of the last six sessions:


The Nasdaq ‘VIX’ was up again on Wednesday, hitting a 30 handle:


Don’t look now, but the BMO REX MicroSectors FANG+ Index -3X Inverse Leveraged ETN (and yes, that is just as absurd as it sounds), is on a damn tear, up a smooth 49% over the past 10 days as FANG plunges. Volume has tripled.


The dollar surged, with USDJPY rising to a two-week high and USDSEK hitting a 2018 peak.


Some of the move in the yen is being attributed to month-end flows, there’s probably some geopolitical relief baked in there as well as the news surrounding Kim’s openness to denuclearization continues to sound positive following the boy King’s meeting with Xi. According to Asahi, Kim is open to holding a North Korea-Japan summit as soon as June.

Gold dove as the dollar rose, adding to Tuesday’s losses as shiny doorstops move sharply off 6-week highs:


More flattening – 2s10s now inside 49bps.


Bitcoin and stocks – both supported by the 200-DMA (people hate this shit):


European shares managed to limp higher by the close, but it was ugly for tech across the pond as well, as European tech shares fell 2%:


As noted first thing this morning, it was a bloodbath in Hong Kong on Wednesday as the tech rout on Wall Street spread. The Hang Seng and H-shares were both off by ~2.5%:


Finally, for your moment of zen, here is Hucka-San talking about pardoning Paul Manafort:


1 comment on “Low Tech.

  1. Anonymous says:

    #PriorRestraint case waiting to happen…. oh wait, our forgot the Supreme Court is sleeping through all this shit. Best of luck Bezos.

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