‘Oh, My God’: Full Week Ahead Preview

Plenty to fret about (and laugh at).


‘Had He Acted Like Trump Markets Would Have Been Upset’: Xi Tries To Put Out Trump’s Dumpster Fire

“It’s a good thing Xi is bringing this tone to it because markets would be very upset if he played it like Trump.”

$100 Billion Dollars!


‘Say Hello To My Little Friend!’ Global Markets In Turmoil As China Strikes Back At Trump Tariffs

“You wanna play rough?!”

Low Tech.

It should be fine. Really.

Caution: Slippery Ramp

Well markets are rocking from London to Hong Kong on Tuesday as the world takes its cues from the blockbuster rally U.S. stocks staged on Monday.

Upside Down: Full Week Ahead Preview

I don’t know where you’re supposed to turn for “analysis” from here. 

Hide The Women And Children.

“Tremendous” things are happening.

Nightmare In Japan As Stocks Collapse Amid Yen Surge

It was a black day for equities in Asia and Japan was hit especially hard.

Objectively Crazy.

Yep. Batshit.

Trader: ‘Too Many Asset Classes Feel Both Stretched And Crowded’

“The rubber band is stretched, but keeps getting pulled back farther and farther.”

Different Week, Same Joke.

Another week and the same joke continues to apply.

Dollar Strength Is Hiding In Plain Sight, And One Strategist Says It’s Here To Stay

Sustainable rally or dead cat?

From Russia With Love.

Trade wars, Russians, morons, markets.

This Is What A Broken Market Looks Like: No One Traded 10Y JGBs On Tuesday

Completely lifeless.