You Are A Silly Bunch With Your Fingers On $610 Billion

You people are an irrational bunch and you always have been.


Is It ‘All Tech’?

You can draw your own conclusions there…

Starting Today, You Can Get In As Much Trouble As David Einhorn

“Remember – bulls and bears make money, pigs get slaughtered. Hedging has now never been easier.”

Jack Bogle Says Trading FANG Index Futures Makes A Lot Of Sense If You Like Being A ‘Crazy Loser’

“If you want to do such a crazy thing, it certainly makes it easy to do.”

Oh, Nothing. Just Another Ridiculous Nasdaq Stat For You…

“Of course.”

Trick Or Treat.


Here Are A Bunch Of Scary Charts For Halloween.

“The only thing to fear is fear itself.”

Back To The Future.

It was a good day for the “future.”

Not Every FANG Made Goldman’s Super- Awesome New Growth Stock Team

No, you should not buy growth at any price.

‘This Has Never Happened Before’ And ‘Because You’re The Smartest Audience On TV’ CNBC Will Regale You

“One other amazing streak may take place at Monday’s close”…

‘Downtown Josh Brown’ As A Brand

But here’s the key: While Josh Brown can make mistakes, “Downtown Josh Brown” cannot. Or at least the margin for error is much thinner.

Shrieking Puppets.

We have to win more.

Trader: I Never Saw The ‘Just Get Me In’ Panic Again. Until Now…

“Owning an asset regardless of price is what created the dotcom bubble. It didn’t work then, and it won’t work now.”

What Happens In Vegas.

A somber day. An ebullient market.

Sell FANG – Tech Is ‘More Tired Than Lindsay Lohan’s Probation Officer’

“During the last couple of weeks I have noticed that often Nasdaq underperforms the broad market, and it looks more tired than Lindsay Lohan’s probation officer.”