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Jeff Bezos’s Net Worth Has Grown By 23 Donald Trumps Since Trump’s Election

February 4, 2019

Who’s the real “Bozo” in this equation?

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Jeff Bezos And The Problem With The Child As Customer

September 15, 2018October 17, 2021

“We’ll use the same set of principles that has driven Amazon. Most important among those will be genuine, intense customer obsession. The child will be the customer.”

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Trump Threatens Antitrust Action Against Amazon, Says ‘Next Up’ He’ll Weaponize The Post Office

July 23, 2018July 23, 2018

“In my opinion”…

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Trump Calls For WaPo Employee Strike Which Would ‘Get Rid Of Fake News For An Extended Period Of Time’

June 17, 2018June 17, 2018

And also because he wants them to get paid more. And also register as lobbyists.

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Trump, Who Is Not An Autocrat, Told Postmaster General To Double Rates On Amazon

May 18, 2018

But again, he’s not an autocrat, ok?

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Trump Wakes Up, Says Washington Post Is ‘Made Up Garbage’, Swears John Kelly Stories Are False

April 8, 2018April 8, 2018

And remember, when Trump starts tweeting about Amazon again, it has nothing to do with the Washington Post, ok?

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Low Tech.

March 28, 2018March 28, 2018

It should be fine. Really.

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Back To The Future.

October 27, 2017October 27, 2017

It was a good day for the “future.”

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Today’s ‘Amazon Effect’ Is Not As Large As Yesteryear’s ‘Walmart Effect’ – Yet

September 30, 2017

So that’s “not nothing” (so to speak), but guess what? It’s not on par with the Walmart effect…

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The Great Flood

August 28, 2017

Although I can’t imagine why…

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Bezos Defies Economics, Lowers Avocado Prices On First Day As Whole Foods Overlord

August 28, 2017

And Monday is the day when Bezos relegated Whole Foods’ derogatory “Whole Paycheck” nickname to the dustbin of retail history in favor of the chain’s new nickname: “Organic Dollar General.”

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