Another Day In Hell.

This was another day dominated by crypto news, tax banter, and Donald Trump – in other words…


To The Moon.

One small step…

All’s Well That Ends With A Record Close.

It’s Friday.

A Brief Reprieve (God Blesh Ush, Everyone)

Nothing too outlandish happened except of course for…

Trouble In Paradise.

There’s trouble in market paradise.


“Maybe if I tweet about it enough”…

Out With A Whimper.

Better luck tomorrow.

Rally Monkey.

Tech bloodbath forgotten. Never mind the bonds.

This Hasn’t Happened Since 1995…

A couple of things worth noting…

Bubble Trouble.


Of Morons And Missiles.

If Monday was largely a bore outside of some overnight fireworks in Asia, Tuesday made up for it.

Nothing Doing.

Not exactly “exhilarating.”

Leftovers: Full Week Ahead Preview

Ok, look: if you’re still hungover from a combination of turkey, greasy mashed potatoes, and copious amounts of not-quite-top-shelf red wine, it’s time to snap out of it because last week is melting into this week as tends to happen historically on Sundays.

Green Friday.

Trading is over for the week, so go out and challenge someone at Walmart to a fist fight over a flatscreen deal.

Phew, That’s Over – Now Go Get Drunk.

Well, what can you say?