Wait, What?

If you don’t have a sense of humor, the market’s reaction to the Fed minutes was probably pretty frustrating for you. 


Welcome Back!

The win streak is over.

‘I’ll Bet Every Algo In Asia Was Reading That Text’: It Was Harry!

Wait, Harry? Who the fuck is Harry?

If It Bleeds.

“…we can kill it.”

The Moon Shot.


‘It’s Incredible’ – I Think.

Monday, Monday.

Davos Man.

Well, that didn’t disappoint.

The Gun’s Not Loaded!

“Stirred, in a half-carafe.”

‘Yesterday Was A Hell Of A Crazy Day’: Online Gold Sales Explode Amid Bitcoin Plunge

“…emails and phones did not stand still.”

Cities Upon Hills And Castles In The Sky.

Thank God it’s Friday.

Chinese Checkers.

Headlines aplenty.

Ignore That Raging Dumpster Fire.

Just try not to focus on that, ok?


It was back to work on Tuesday as investors, analysts, and pundits alike drug their tired asses back to the desk after the holiday break.

Don’t Look Now, But Gold Is Having Its Best Run Since 2011

Seasonality could portend more gains ahead.

Requiem For 2017: The Year In Charts

Cheers to you in the new year…