Have Genius, Will Travel.

Well needless to say, this was not a particularly inspiring week.


This Means War.

Thursday went swimmingly.

The Wolf Finally Came.

And so we close the book on February.

They’ve Done Studies You Know…

60% of the time…

High Note.

And so the holiday-shortened week comes to a close and it delivered everything that could have been reasonably expected of it.

Wait, What?

If you don’t have a sense of humor, the market’s reaction to the Fed minutes was probably pretty frustrating for you. 

Welcome Back!

The win streak is over.

‘I’ll Bet Every Algo In Asia Was Reading That Text’: It Was Harry!

Wait, Harry? Who the fuck is Harry?

If It Bleeds.

“…we can kill it.”

The Moon Shot.


‘It’s Incredible’ – I Think.

Monday, Monday.

Davos Man.

Well, that didn’t disappoint.

The Gun’s Not Loaded!

“Stirred, in a half-carafe.”

‘Yesterday Was A Hell Of A Crazy Day’: Online Gold Sales Explode Amid Bitcoin Plunge

“…emails and phones did not stand still.”

Cities Upon Hills And Castles In The Sky.

Thank God it’s Friday.