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Insult To Injury.

June 24, 2020June 25, 2020

Market participants are exhausted with COVID-19.

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Participation Is ‘Voluntary’

June 22, 2020June 22, 2020

“…the markets are in the mood to try to be happy”.

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A Harley Bassman Encore: ‘Rumpelstiltskin At The Fed’

June 16, 2020June 16, 2020

“As a reminder, there are only two avenues out of a debt crisis – default or inflate”.

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Scott Minerd ‘Gazes Into Crystal Ball,’ Says Fed May Buy Stocks, Hoard Gold In Severe Crisis

June 8, 2020June 8, 2020

“…this may very well become the policy option of choice in the future”.

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We’re All Mad Here.

June 5, 2020June 6, 2020

But what isn’t ludicrous these days? 

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Damn The Depression. Onward And Upward. With Apologies To The ‘Legendary People’

May 18, 2020May 18, 2020

It’s not “supposed” to be this way, after all.

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Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Friday

April 9, 2020April 10, 2020

“The world has indeed changed”.

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Find Me A Sharpie, PTJ.

March 24, 2020March 24, 2020

“I think Easter Sunday — you’ll have packed churches all over our country”.

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The Premise That Nothing Bad Happens

March 20, 2020March 20, 2020

“So what happens next?”

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It’s All Down But The Dollar.

March 18, 2020March 18, 2020

And yet, there’s one thing that’s up…

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‘It’s Bad’

March 16, 2020March 16, 2020

Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

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Getting Involved.

February 28, 2020February 29, 2020

In the space of just seven trading days, US equities went from bubble to bust. 

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Monday, Bloody Monday.

February 24, 2020February 24, 2020

Turmoil.

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Hall Of Mirrors And The Lost Art Of Controlled Burns

February 21, 2020February 22, 2020

“Afflictions”.

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‘This Is The Big One, Elizabeth!’

February 20, 2020February 21, 2020

…too many market participants shrieked, all at once, into the digital void. 

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‘Mania Has Taken Hold’, And Other Observations As The Tape Goes ‘Macro’

February 19, 2020February 19, 2020

“It’s a macro tape, you’re just living in it”.

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Amid Virus Scare, We’re Golden.

February 1, 2020February 1, 2020

But c’est la vie…

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Person-To-Person Inversion.

January 30, 2020January 30, 2020

It’s starting to feel like August all over again for markets.

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$1 Trillion+ Surge In Negative Debt Pile Is Fillip For Yellow Paperweights, Digital Chuck E. Cheese Tokens

January 27, 2020January 27, 2020

That “blip” is worth about $1.5 trillion – with a “t”.

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Investors Who RSVP’d For World War III Now Ditching Gold, Yen

January 14, 2020

Who needs insurance when the shooting war is called off and the trade war is on hold?

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Markets Whipsawed As Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani ‘Goes Bump In The Night’

January 8, 2020January 8, 2020

“Be careful about bullishness at the close of the US trading”.

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Markets Upended By Iran Strikes. Trump Says ‘All Is Well’

January 7, 2020January 7, 2020

Some have suggested this is really nothing more than a “token” response from Tehran.

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All That Glitters: Mideast Tumult Pushes Gold Near 7-Year Highs

January 6, 2020January 6, 2020

“Bling, bling”.

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2 Things: Soy And Gold

December 30, 2019December 31, 2019

It’s too late for some Trump voters in farm country, though.

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Is ‘King Dollar’ Finally Rolling Over?

December 27, 2019

Trump sure hopes so.

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2019 Was The 9th Smoothest Year In History For US Equities (By One Measure, At Least)

December 26, 2019December 26, 2019

And while we’re at it, let’s talk about gold.

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Cross-Asset Returns Are The Best In Recent Memory, But Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

December 21, 2019December 22, 2019

“All that glitters”…

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