“All over the world they’re talking about Guam”…
Category: Trump
Trump Plots Venezuela Invasion, Trade War With China To Be Announced Monday
TRUMP THREAT MOST SERIOUS EVER AGAINST VENEZUELA: INFO MINISTER
TRUMP TELLS CALVO THAT “1000 PERCENT” BEHIND GUAM: CALVO
TRUMP IS SAID TO CALL FOR CHINA TRADE CRACKDOWN MONDAY
TRUMP’S LAWYERS SAY HE’S LEGALLY FREE TO BLOCK TWITTER USERS
War And Peace Was About Trump – ‘Eerie, Right?’
“Eerie, right? The dazzling and self-confident limitation of the man.”
Friday Satire: Saving Private Trump
“Fighting is the main thing I do as a soldier, O.K.? I carry a machine gun for fighting, and it’s the best machine gun.”
Trump Overdoses On Fox & Friends, Tells World He’s ‘Locked And Loaded’
Trump is back on Twitter this morning to prove that he is a real contender for the absurd propaganda title belt that’s been comfortably held by Kim and his ancestors for decades.
Trump Has Been Making Threats His Whole Life – He Never Delivers
“Is this credible? No. The United States is not going to launch a preventive nuclear war in Asia.”
Here’s What The FBI Raid On Paul Manafort Means – Spoiler Alert…
“That brings us to the most important implication of the news of the Manafort raid.”
Trump: I’m Going To Do Things To North Korea That They ‘Never Thought Were Possible’
“Things will happen to them like they never thought possible.”
‘Little Men Are Moved More By Fear And Pride’
“We got to get this under control, Linc,†he fumed. “You have to be goddamn careful!â€
America, The Rogue Nuclear State
“But worse, this crisis comes at a moment when America has another dangerous rogue actor to contend with: the president of the United States. Trump is every bit as erratic as Kim is and is less schooled on these issues than his counterpart.”
‘Out Loud, To People With Ears’: Incuriosity Killed The Cat
“Jared Kushner, the administration’s supposed voice of reason who is charged with ending the opioid epidemic, brokering peace between Israelis and Palestinians, and presumably proving the existence of God, actually said these words, out loud, to people with ears: ‘We’ve read enough books.'”
Dollars For ¢34 And How Trump Used Trans Ban To Distract From Manafort Raid
You might be asking yourself, “what was Donald Trump doing on July 26 while FBI agents were busy raiding the home of his former campaign chairman?”
Trump’s ‘Fire And Fury’ Comments ‘Improvised’, Caught Kelly, Others Off Guard: NY Times
“The piece of paper, as it turned out, was a fact sheet on the opioid crisis he had come to talk about, and his ominous warning to Pyongyang was entirely improvised.”
FBI Conducted Predawn Raid Of Paul Manafort’s Home
FBI IS SAID TO HAVE SEARCHED PAUL MANAFORT’S HOME
Atomic Stupidity: WaPo Blasts Trump’s Bigly Nuclear Fury Firestorm
“Why would the president of the world’s most powerful nation want to descend to that level?”
‘W.T.F.?’ Trump’s ‘Fire & Fury’ North Korea Threat Leaves Lawmakers Dumbfounded
“I’m not sure how it helps”…
Trump Says ‘Fake Suppression Polls’ Are Out To Get Him As Leadership Index Plunges
So you know, “who you gonna believe?” the “Fake News Suppression Polls” or an increasingly unhinged geriatric in orange face paint and a blond clown wig?
Rubin: Republicans Have Become ‘A Bunch Of Pathetic Whiners’
“This is a pathetic, counterproductive exercise that underscores the sorry state of the GOP.”
As Trump’s Dow Euphoria ‘Goes Parabolic’, Here’s A Chart He Won’t Like
Indeed, bragging about record highs on the Dow has become a favorite pastime of a President whose other leisure activities include berating lawmakers, painting the free press as the enemy of the people, and saying “thank you!” to Twitter bots that he didn’t realize were fake accounts.
From Russia With Love
“Would those analysts accept the widespread U.S. narrative that Vlad’s program had zero impact on the U.S. vote?”
V.P. Satire: Mike Pence Is Going To Be Really Pissed If He Isn’t President Soon
“To tell you the truth, I really thought I’d be President by now.â€
Trump Says Blumenthal Should ‘Take A Nice Long ‘Nam Vacation’, Thanks ‘Nicole’ The Robot
But one person who doesn’t realize this is Donald Trump – who probably still thinks he has a friend in “Nicole.”
‘What Economy Are They Living In?!’ WSJ Blasts Trump’s Immigration Plan
“The larger irony is that by restricting legal immigration Mr. Trump would increase the incentive for more foreigners to cross the border illegally or overstay their visas.”
Trump Says Blumenthal Is History’s Worst ‘Phony’ Who ‘Cries And Begs Like A Child’
Oh, and Richard Blumenthal is a “phony, Vietnam con artist” who has “lied and/or defrauded voters” more than anyone “in U.S. history” and is in the habit of “crying like a baby” and “begging for forgiveness like a child.”
Monday Morning Satire: Notes For The Presidential Babysitter
“This is fine, but we are trying to wean him off it..”
‘Bobby Three Sticks’ Versus The Pathological Liar: ‘Hustle Bobby’
“We are in for an epic clash between two septuagenarians who both came from wealthy New York families and attended Ivy League schools but couldn’t be more different — the flamboyant flimflam man and the buttoned-down, buttoned-up boy scout.”
Weekend Satire: Mueller Calls Trump
“He said I was the most innocent person he’d ever come across, and maybe in history.â€
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