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‘No Soup For You!’ Campbell Soup Quits On ‘Reprehensible’ Trump

August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

“Following yesterday’s remarks from the President, I cannot remain on the Manufacturing Jobs Initiative.”

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3M CEO Quits On Trump, Says Council Not A ‘Great’ Way To #MAGA After All

August 16, 2017August 16, 2017

Trump’s initiative is no longer an effective vehicle for 3M to advance the goals of a stronger, healthier, more prosperous United States.

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Military Coup? Joint Chiefs Are Getting A Little Worried About Trump

August 16, 2017

So yeah, we can now tick the “restless military” box on the banana republic checklist. 

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Wednesday Satire: America Demands Immediate Removal Of Racist Symbol

August 16, 2017

“This symbol is a part of America’s dark, ugly past,” another protester said, echoing the opinions of many. “It has no business being here in 2017.”

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KKK Grand Wizard Thanks Trump For ‘Courage’ While AFL-CIO Boss Quits Council

August 16, 2017

“Thank you President Trump”…

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Trump Says Amazon Is Destroying ‘Towns, Cities, And States’

August 16, 2017

“Time to get tough.”

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And A Nation Wept

August 15, 2017

“On Tuesday, he removed any doubt.”

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Trump’s Total Meltdown: Rants On Charlottesville, Slaves, Lee, George Washington

August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

“Did George Washington have slaves?!”

“How about Jefferson? Do you like Thomas Jefferson?!”

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KeepItMadeInUSA Boss Quits On Trump; Tiki Says KKK Is Misusing Their Torches

August 15, 2017

“It’s the right thing to do.”

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52% Of Republicans Would Support Trump Suspending 2020 Election

August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

The saving grace for America is that Trump is anything but. 

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Trump Says Glad To Be Rid Of CEOs Who ‘Grandstanded’ Against Nazis

August 15, 2017

Apparently, it’s now “grandstanding” to “stand” against the KKK and neo-Nazis, because after three CEOs quit his manufacturing council in response to the President’s failure to immediately condemn white supremacists, Trump has decided the best response is to tweet shame them.

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Larry Summers Goes H.A.M: ‘Every CEO Should Resign From Trump’s Councils!’

August 15, 2017

“No advisor committed to the bipartisan American traditions of government can possibly believe he or she is being effective at this point. And all should feel ashamed for complicity in Mr Trump’s words and deeds. I sometimes wonder how they face their children.”

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Freudian Retweet: Trump Retweets Man Calling Him A Fascist

August 15, 2017August 15, 2017

Call it a “Freudian retweet.”

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‘Thanks President Obama And Thanks Chair Yellen’

August 14, 2017August 14, 2017

“But recall that candidate Trump dismissed official reports of strong economic numbers when they came under Obama by saying the Federal Reserve was creating a “false economy” and the stock market was rising due to an “artificial” bubble.”

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48 Hours Later, Trump Finally Denounces White Supremacists

August 14, 2017

Ultimately though, we’ll just repeat what we said above: it’s never “too late” to denounce white supremacists, so at least give him that even if you think he’s full of shit.

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Trump Can’t Believe Merck CEO Is Mad About That Whole Nazi Thing

August 14, 2017August 14, 2017

Just let that sink in. The CEO of a giant corporation just had to resign from a Presidential council on manufacturing because the President won’t come out and say that he doesn’t want the support of the KKK. 

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Professor Who Was Threatened With Rape For Trump Criticism Calls Bullsh*t

August 14, 2017

“Within hours, invective filled my inbox. I received emails that promised I would be lynched, shot and raped, and Princeton’s department of African-American studies, of which I am a member, was so flooded with hate that the locks on the doors had to be changed.”

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Babbling In The Face Of Tragedy

August 14, 2017

“Not every president does this equally well. But none have been incapable. Until Donald Trump.”

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Trump To Fire Steve Bannon Barring ‘A Miracle’: Gasparino

August 13, 2017

And oh the irony. Steve will now be the sacrificial lamb that allows Trump to avoid criticizing the very people Bannon represents.

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Is This The Photo That Will Define The Trump Era?

August 13, 2017

“The picture is a visual expression of simply how strange America feels right now.”

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Video: Charlottesville Mayor Says Trump Responsible For Deadly Nazi Rally

August 13, 2017August 13, 2017

“Look at the campaign he ran.”

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The Trump Trade Is Dead – But Long Live War

August 13, 2017

So you know, he’s got that going for him…

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Ivanka Trump Thinks Maybe Murderous Nazi Rallies Are Bad After All

August 13, 2017

Listen, here’s the thing: Donald Trump is going down with the white supremacist ship and

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There Was A Nazi Rally In Charlottesville. Today. In America. In 2017.

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

Complete with torches, swastikas, KKK members, and of course, Trump supporters.

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Compare And Contrast: Charlottesville Response Edition

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

For the umpteenth time on Saturday, we ask: “any questions, America?”

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A Stunned CNN Reacts To Trump’s Bizarre Charlottesville Statement

August 12, 2017

“It’s hard to imagine a less presidential statement in a time in which the country looks to its elected leader to stand up against intolerance and hatred.”

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Video: This Is The Moment When Trump Refused To Denounce White Nationalism

August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

Never has a President said so much by saying nothing.

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