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Bloomberg: Mr. Trump, Your Immigration Proposal Is A Dead End

August 5, 2017

And meanwhile, at Mar-a-Lago…

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Newsflash! Black People Aren’t Keeping Whites Out Of College, Rich People Are

August 5, 2017

“What is essential to understand is that it’s not a vast crowd of black or brown people keeping white Americans out of the colleges of their choice, especially not the working-class white Americans among whom Trump finds his base of support.”

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Trumpism 3.0â„¢, James Woods, And Someone’s Granddad: A Twitter Odyssey

August 5, 2017August 5, 2017

“The losers are welcome.”

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Uh-Oh: Mueller Asks White House To Hand Over Documents In Notable Escalation

August 4, 2017

For the first time, Mueller and his team have formally asked the White House to produce documents.

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Wall Street Journal: There Is No Saving This President From Himself

August 4, 2017

“No WH Chaos!”

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Please: No One Show Donald Trump These ‘Small’ Charts

August 4, 2017

Oops…

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Just How Concerned Is America About Trump And Russia? It Depends

August 4, 2017

“In an earlier post, I explained how polling data on the Russia investigation underscores the degree to which partisanship taints Americans’ assessment of security politics.”

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An Open Letter To Mike Pence: ‘If I Were A Betting Man, You’re Going To Be President’

August 3, 2017

“A betting man might place odds that, sometime in the next three and a half years, and maybe a lot sooner than that, you will become president of the United States.”

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Grand Jury Subpoenas Issued In Connection To Trump Jr. Meeting: Reuters

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017

And the plot thickens just 45 minutes later.

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Thursday Satire: Trump’s New Affirmative Action Questionnaire

August 3, 2017

“In an effort to gather research about the societal issues concerning white people, the U.S. Department of Justice worked with the Trump Administration to create this objective questionnaire.”

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Trump Transcripts: ‘Drug-Infested Dens,’ ‘Dump’y White Houses, And One ‘Pleasant’ Putin

August 3, 2017

48 hours of Donald Trump transcripts.

“But you cannot say that to the press. The press is going to go with that and I cannot live with that.”

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2 Charts Show Trump Has Done Nothing To Improve Relative Confidence Among His Base

August 3, 2017

This is truly hilarious.

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Ok, So Yeah, That Looks Like Collusion…

August 3, 2017

“The goal of the Russian spy game is to nudge a person to step over the line into an increasingly conspiratorial relationship.”

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Going Off ‘Base’ – Trump’s Losing The Support Of His Voters

August 3, 2017

“Trump voters “hold different perceptions of justice in the political and economic systems.”

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61% Of Stupid White People Now Say Trump Is Insane

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“Would you say that Trump is level headed, or not?”

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The Legal Implications For Trump Of Fox’s Seth Rich Story, And Don Jr’s Statement

August 2, 2017August 2, 2017

“There are, however, legal implications in both instances, and beyond that, in the connection between the two.”

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3 Inconvenient Facts About Trump’s Presidency

August 2, 2017

Some inconvenient truths…

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Parents Should Be ‘Repulsed’ By Trump Playing The Good Dad Card

August 2, 2017

“As any father would.” 

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Here Is The Full Trump Interview Transcript WSJ Didn’t Want You To Read

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“And I liked your editorial today, very nice. (Laughs.)”

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Here Is The Letter DEA Chief Chuck Rosenberg Sent In Response To Trump’s Police Speech

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Ours is an honorable profession and, so, we will always act honorably.”

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Bloomberg To Trump: Stop Sabotaging Obamacare!

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“If Congress doesn’t like a law, it can change it. If the president does not like a law, he cannot be allowed to sabotage it.”

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Nassim Taleb Reveals ‘The Tragedy’ Of ‘The Mooch’

August 1, 2017

And yes, this is just as absurd as it sounds…

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As Trump Gleefully Calls For Dow 22,000, One Analyst Says ‘Look At The Facts’

August 1, 2017

“The circus at the White House makes for compelling viewing, as evidenced by the recent rise and fall of “the Mooch.” But if you want to forecast asset markets correctly, focus on the facts.”

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John Podesta: Gen. Kelly, You Shouldn’t Have Taken That Job

August 1, 2017

“As a former White House chief of staff, the best advice I could have given Gen. John F. Kelly has been overtaken by events: Don’t take the job.”

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‘He Wants It Out Immediately’: Trump Worked With Fox To Create Fake Seth Rich Story

August 1, 2017August 1, 2017

“Not to add any more pressure but the president just read the article. He wants the article out immediately. It’s now all up to you.”

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Hey Republicans, If You Thought Health Care Was ‘Hard,’ Wait Until You Try Tax Reform

July 31, 2017

“Indeed, if the GOP thinks replacing the Affordable Care Act has been a nightmare, just wait until they try to reform the tax code.”

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The Trump Boomerang Effect

July 31, 2017

“For every malignant or bigoted action, there will be an opposite reaction.”

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