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What’s Up With The Dollar? One Bank ‘Explains’ The Greenback’s Trials And Tribulations

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

In any event, take all of that for whatever it’s worth, and if you don’t agree with it, don’t fret because invariably, this debate will rage on for months.

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‘Savor The Moment’ Because February’s Selloff Was ‘An Appetizer, Not The Main Course’

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

There you go. Lots of “bummers” on the horizon. So you know “savor” the moment, because…

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Jeff Bezos, Who Is Not A Super-Villain, Is Building A Giant Clock Inside A Mountain

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

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Venezuela Launches Cryptocurrency ‘The Petro’ – Here Is The Manual

February 20, 2018February 20, 2018

“Petro (PTR) has its origin in the idea of president Hugo Chavez”…

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Get Ready For ‘More Pain’ Trader Says, As Yields Rise, Stocks Fall, U.S. Traders Return

February 20, 2018

But hell, you never know these days. U.S. investors are a funny bunch and they’re prone to defying common sense when it comes to piling in for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

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Mark Carney Thinks Maybe Bitcoin Is A Useless Piece Of ‘Failed’ Digi-Shit

February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

I forgot about the burgeoning “flying urban tax market”…

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In High Yield: Exodus

February 19, 2018

“Big league”.

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Is This How The Junk Bond ETFs Blow Up?

February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

You know there’s probably something a bit quixotic about the crusade to warn of an eventual blowup in the high yield ETF space. But…

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Ethereum Founder: Cryptocurrencies Can ‘Drop To Near-Zero At Any Time’

February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

Preach.

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Goldman Warns On U.S. Fiscal Policy: ‘We Are Heading Into Uncharted Territory’

February 19, 2018February 19, 2018

“This is an unusual course.”

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‘As Far As I’m Concerned, It’s Just Speculation’: Full Week Ahead Preview

February 18, 2018February 18, 2018

“Right away, you’re ready to sell it.”

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In My Experience, Getting Drunk With Political Scientists Is Safer Than Getting Drunk With Economists

February 18, 2018February 18, 2018

Two economists walk into a bar…

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Baby Birds.

February 18, 2018

I think people might be missing some of the nuance inherent in what’s happened to markets this month. 

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I Bet You Care About The Bond Market Now, Don’t You?

February 18, 2018February 18, 2018

Funny what losing $3 trillion will do.

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Someone Forgot To Tell President Stable Genius That ‘Thumbs Up’ Isn’t Appropriate For Post-School Shooting Photo Ops

February 17, 2018February 17, 2018

A heavy diet of “fuck your feelings,” it seems, leads to inappropriate social behavior.

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‘Is Nobody Gonna Tell Him?’ MAGA And The Pedal To The Metal Economy

February 17, 2018February 17, 2018

“YOU WILL RIDE ETERNAL, TACKY AND GOLD LEAF”…

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I’m Long Stocks And Short Poor People As A Hedge

February 17, 2018February 17, 2018

Of course this “fundamentals-based” excuse will be couched almost entirely in terms of the assumed sugar high from myopic fiscal stimulus and deficit-funded tax cuts.

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‘Why Does It Hurt When We Unwind?’ Why The Re-emancipation Of Markets Will Be Painful

February 17, 2018February 17, 2018

“This time is different.”

No, really.

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David Stockman: ‘You Cannot Build An Entire Economy On Pilates Instructors’

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

“…they’ve simply deleted the entire industrial economy  from the dashboard.”

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‘I Suppose You Think You Raised Hell’

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

“When I’ve raised hell you’ll know it.”

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Marko Kolanovic Is Back: ‘Systematic De-Leveraging Is Behind Us’, Markets To Rally

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

All clear!

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Robert Mueller Indicts A Dozen Russians For Defrauding America

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

MUELLER’S OFFICE SAYS NONE OF THE RUSSIAN DEFENDANTS IN CUSTODY

So I guess Trump is still President. Oh well.

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‘Aluminum Tubes!’ Trump To Slap World With (More) Tariffs Because ‘Imports Threaten National Security’

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

“Decimated by dumping”.

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Michelle Caruso-Cabrera Has Had Just About Enough Of Riot Blockchain

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

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Here’s A Fun S&P Corrections Flow Chart

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

If you try hard enough, I have no doubt you can find plenty of confirmation bias in there to support your penchant for loading up some more headed into the weekend.

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What The Hell Is Going On With The Largest IG Corporate Bond ETF?

February 16, 2018February 16, 2018

Boy, I’ll tell you what: you people are yanking money out of bond funds like there’s no tomorrow.

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Are Central Banks Trying To ‘Purposely’ Engineer Volatility? These Investors Think So

February 16, 2018

The bottom line: for credit investors, the risk of central banks becoming more hawkish is now a two-headed beast.

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