Let’s all pray Steve keeps his shirt on…
Author: therealheisenberg
Wall Street’s Best Strategist Outlines The Asymmetrical Risk From A Trump Trade Unwind
“In the light of the recent geopolitical and domestic tensions, the market is taking a closer look at the Trump trade. This is reflected in pricing in a higher probability of a short-term risk off trade.”
Oil Suddenly Surges Out Of The Blue
WTI CRUDE RISES AS MUCH AS 84 CENTS TO INTRADAY HIGH OF $47.93
Stocks Jump, Yields Rise As Bannon Exit Said To Be Imminent
Everything’s on the move after Axios reported minutes ago that another “rumor” is probably not a “rumor” after all.Â
Chart Of The Day: ‘This Won’t End Well’
See why this is a problem?
‘Gold’en Opportunity? Havens Bid In Shaky Start – Where Is The Damn BTFD?!
While we’re reasonably sure the dip buyers will show up at some point (God bless ’em), they better get on the job fast or they’re going to have a lot of work to do.
Robert E. Lee: ‘Confederate Monuments Would Retard’ The Accomplishments Of The South
“My conviction is that however grateful it would be to the feelings of the South, the attempt in the present condition of the Country, would have the effect of retarding, instead of accelerating its accomplishment; & of continuing, if not adding to, the difficulties under which the Southern people labour.”
Trader: Here’s The Good News And The Bad News On Friday
“The news flow has certainly been ugly. And like a disease, it seems to be contagious.”
Trump, Pershing, Pigs’ Blood, And Egregious Hypocrisy
Now that would be bad enough on its own, but the juxtaposition with how he handled Charlottesville is telling…
It’s Ugly Out There – Dip-Buyers Welcome
Heads up, it is ugly out there folks.
Train Wrecks, A Risk-Off Recipe, And ‘The Cohn Trade’ All Along
As you stare at screens that are mostly red on Friday morning in the wake
Key Calls (Friday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations
You need an upgrade.
Donald Trump Is Sarah Palin
“Trump campaigned on the Palin model. In fact, he improved upon it. His identity was his trademark, rendering the constant shifts in policy goals and promises almost meaningless.”
Jeff Gundlach: ‘I Am A Scorpion’ In Search Of ‘Truth-Loving Souls’
“What the hell is going on over there?”
Chuck Norris Goes Long Volatility
“…people think that even Chuck Norris can’t make money buying vol.”
The New Yorker Takes Aim With Trump ‘Blowhard’ Cover
“Well, karma’s a bitch, Mr. President.”
Cohn-Heads
But not like Beldar.
Corker Becomes First GOP Senator To Question Trump’s Competence
““The president has not yet been able to demonstrate the stability nor some of the competence that he needs to demonstrate in order to be successful, and we need for him to be successful.”
If Trump Stops Tweeting, Twitter’s Market Cap Would Take A $2 Billion Hit
Who said Trump isn’t doing great things for corporate America?
Kocherlakota To Yellen: Accepting Trump Reappointment Will Tarnish You Forever
“Accepting a Fed Chair job from Trump will send a signal she will deeply regret.”
Bloomberg Begs Trump’s Cabinet: Don’t Leave Us Alone With This Maniac
“Nevertheless, it is imperative that any president be surrounded by a smart, capable and responsible team. Without one, the country runs grave risks that implicate not only its own future, but the world’s.”
The ‘Doom Loop’: How VIX ETPs Exacerbated Last Week’s Vol. Spike
That is all kinds of precarious for all kinds of reasons that should be obvious to anyone with any sense.
As White House Denies Gary Cohn ‘Rumor’, Market Gets ‘Crash’ Preview
“I don’t want to be an alarmist”…
VIX Jumps, Futs Slide As ‘100% False’ Gary Cohn Rumor Hits Markets
Rumors are circulating that Gary Cohn is out.Â
Economist, TIME Eviscerate Trump With Shocking Cover Images
As we put it months and months ago…
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