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Dip-Buyers Assemble! Stocks On Pace For Worst Month Since October

August 23, 2017August 23, 2017

“Make inexorable rallies great again.”

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Phoenix Proves Trump Has Lost His War Against The Free Press

August 23, 2017

“The facts of Trump’s words and deeds, not the reporting of those facts by the free press, are defeating Trump in the battle for support from the American people.”

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Kocic: Complacency Has Declined Sharply – But You Probably Didn’t Realize It

August 23, 2017

“It is unlikely that even the last night comments would change that as they concern more of the tail risk, rather than general shift in uncertainty.”

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Cloudflare CEO Just Can’t Live With Himself After Firing Nazis From Internet

August 23, 2017August 23, 2017

“I helped kick a group of neo-Nazis off the internet last week, but since then I’ve wondered whether I made the right decision.”

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Analysts: Trump’s Border Wall Comments ‘Dramatically Raise’ Risk Of Shutdown

August 23, 2017August 23, 2017

“Trump’s commitment to securing funds for a border wall dramatically raises the spectre of a shutdown in October and his injurious relationship with Congressional Republican leadership further complicates the underlying calculus.”

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#MAGA Gets Back On Track As Yields, Dollar Fall, VIX Spikes

August 23, 2017

The “Make America Great Again” train was chugging along just fine after a week chock-full

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The Sky Is Indeed Falling – But ‘Evil’ Isn’t ‘Stalking The Trading Rooms’

August 23, 2017

“Doing it or not really isn’t still up for debate. Only how well it will be managed. Opinions differ.”

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2 Letters To WaPo On Monuments And Heroes Who Aren’t Heroes

August 23, 2017

“These are hard and painful issues to debate, but if we’re going to remove monuments and tributes, we shouldn’t cherry-pick the issues.”

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Look Out: Euro Jumps As Draghi Silent on FX Risk, PMIs Come In Hot

August 23, 2017

Score one for the crowd who thinks that Mario Draghi is going to have a difficult time keeping a lid on euro strength. 

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Markets Turn Nervous After Trump Wall Threat, NAFTA Nonsense

August 23, 2017August 23, 2017

“The ‘she loves me, she loves me not’ thought process could lead to on-off markets”

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Key Calls (Wednesday): Upgrades, Downgrades & Initiations

August 23, 2017August 23, 2017

You need an upgrade.

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Trump Promises Government Shutdown Over Wall During Insane Phoenix Rally

August 22, 2017August 23, 2017

“If we have to close down our government, we’re building that wall.”

“So I think we’ll end up probably terminating Nafta at some point.”

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This Doesn’t Always End Badly But If It Does…

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

“In sum, there’s no guarantee that the market will drop over the next five days, but if it does: look out below!”

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Krugman: ‘It’s Just Reverse Robin Hood With Extra Racism’

August 22, 2017

“One long-standing answer is to muddy the waters, and make elections about white resentment. That’s been the strategy since Nixon, and Trump turned the dial up to 11.”

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Debt Ceiling: Here’s The Nightmare Scenario

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

Ok, I don’t know how much figurative “stock” you put in Mitch McConnell’s Monday promise that

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Presenting Senator Tomato Soup: What We Learned Last Week About Our Politics

August 22, 2017

“At some level, Americans seem to have absorbed this.”

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‘Game: Blouses’

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

“It wasn’t even like it was close”…

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‘It’s Hard To Call This Healthy’

August 22, 2017

Of breadth and pyrrhic victories.

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‘Conflicts Of Interest’: A History Of Markets During Wartime

August 22, 2017

“However, the market impact of a potential conflict on the Korean peninsula could be different.”

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What’s The Difference Between Domestic And International Terrorism?

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

“It is time that our federal criminal laws recognize domestic terrorism for what it is: the moral equivalent of international terrorism.”

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Fried Chicken: Norway Is Pretty Damn Sure Stocks Only Go Up

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

“We don’t have any views on whether the market is priced high or low, whether bonds and stocks are expensive or cheap.”

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The Calm Before The (Maybe) Storm

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

Dissensus is back.

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Is Ray Dalio Wrong? One Indicator Says Maybe

August 22, 2017

“That’s it. Nothing more.”

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Right-Wing Site Implicates Obama In Charlottesville Using Will Ferrell Picture

August 22, 2017August 22, 2017

There you have it America: proof positive that Will Ferrell is in on it too.

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They Love To Talk, But Hate To Communicate

August 22, 2017

“Confidently dismissing the process as harmless for markets is a luxury they can’t indulge in.”

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Bannon Takes Aim At Trump’s Base As Breitbart Blasts Afghanistan Speech

August 22, 2017

Well, it took Steve Bannon, what? About four days to prove that he will not in

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The Great Euro Debate Heats Up Ahead Of Jackson Hole

August 22, 2017

There’s a lot of commentary floating around out there this morning about the euro ahead

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