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High Note.

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

And so the holiday-shortened week comes to a close and it delivered everything that could have been reasonably expected of it.

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The February Vol. Spike ‘Shattered All Previous Events In Terms Of Fragility’

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Handle with care.

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Trump Delivers Wild CPAC Speech, Proclaims Himself Greatest President Of All Time

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Well, Donald Trump just delivered what might very fairly be described as one of the most unhinged speeches the public has witnessed since his infamous “sons of bitches”/”rocket man” rant in Huntsville. 

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Steve Mnuchin’s Thoughts On Wages And Inflation Are Predictably Nonsense

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

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This Is ‘Atypical’: Hedge Funds Ride Out Correction By Sticking With Most Crowded Positions

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Well in a testament to the relative merits of doing the opposite of what David has been doing by simply riding the wave in the bubble stocks (with leverage) at a time when nothing makes any sense…

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Good News: Marko Kolanovic Still Sounds Pretty Bullish

February 23, 2018February 23, 2018

Gandalf. Need more Gandalf.

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David Stockman: ‘This Is Getting Pretty Ridiculous’

February 22, 2018

“Mind you, while that number wasn’t exactly diminutive, it had taken all of 188 years to accumulate. That is to say, Uncle Sam had borrowed an average of $28,000 per week during the 9,776 weekssince George Washington was sworn in as the nation’s first president.”

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Fly Me To The Moon.

February 22, 2018

I was told Icarus would be unleashed.

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Trump’s ‘Guns For Schools’ Policy Is Getting Tremendous Reviews

February 22, 2018

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Wilbur Ross To CNBC: I’m Going To ‘Turn The Moon Into A Gas Station’

February 22, 2018

The only thing that stands between America harvesting space riches from asteroids is Wilbur Ross turning the moon into a gas station. Why didn’t you say so?!

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BoJ May Need To Buy Foreign Bonds After Running Out Of Other Shit To Buy

February 22, 2018

Fun with the BoJ!

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When Are Bond Yields ‘Kryptonite’ For Stocks? The Debate Rages On…

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

“Clients and colleagues are asking if there’s a magic interest rate that’s kryptonite to stocks; is it 3.0% or 3.5% on the 10Yr Treasury?”

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Trump: Need Armed Teachers With ‘Military Training’ For School Gun Battles With ‘Savage Sickos’

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

Coming soon to a school near you.

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ECB Minutes Show Bank Concerned About ‘Premature’ Emancipation (Of Markets)

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

Happens to a lot of guys.

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China Is Back!

February 22, 2018February 22, 2018

Well, the Chinese are back.

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David Stockman Compares ‘This Time’, To Last Time And It Actually Is ‘Different’

February 21, 2018

“In that cyclical context, the historic record leaves little doubt about the foolishness of pricing the stock market at peak PE multiples during the final innings of the business cycle.”

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Goldman Weighs In On The Fed Minutes

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

Are you still trying to figure out what to make of the January Fed minutes?

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Wait, What?

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

If you don’t have a sense of humor, the market’s reaction to the Fed minutes was probably pretty frustrating for you. 

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Here Are The Fed Minutes: Take Them To Your Palm Reader

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

ALMOST ALL FED OFFICIALS EXPECTED INFLATION TO RISE TO 2% GOAL

SOME FED OFFICIALS SAW APPRECIABLE RISK INFLATION TO LAG TARGET

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Read These Instructions Before Handling Fragile Fed Minutes

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

Obviously, interpreting the January Fed minutes is going to be a self-referential nightmare bordering on the absurd.

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Neel Kaskhari Isn’t ‘Sitting Here Trying To Engineer’ Dow 86,000, Ok?

February 21, 2018February 21, 2018

“…we’re not sitting here trying to engineer a certain level of the stock market.”

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‘We Have Never Underperformed Like This’: David Einhorn Has A ‘Fuck It’ Moment

February 21, 2018

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‘The Truth Is, We Don’t Know’: What Is The Line In The Sand For Bond Yields?

February 21, 2018

Well, the debate around what the number is for 10Y yields has devolved into a veritable obsession for markets at this point. 

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Trader: ‘The First Canary May Have Already Expired In This Coal Mine’

February 21, 2018

On the bright side, remember that people were talking about high yield and canaries in November and we got through that ok.

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Venezuela’s Coke-Dealin’ VP Celebrates Launch Of Cryptocurrency, Says ‘Watch Out’ World!

February 20, 2018February 21, 2018

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Welcome Back!

February 20, 2018

The win streak is over.

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Corporations Are Buying The Dip, So What The Hell Is Your Excuse?

February 20, 2018

Don’t worry, you can always lean on the price-insensitive corporate bid.

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