Who’s ready for another week like last week?!
Author: therealheisenberg
Stock Selloff Goes Global – Let’s Hope This Improves Overnight
Irrespective of how things pan out, this is indicative of how quickly things can go awry.Â
Bitcoin Falls Below $8,000 (Again) As Hedge Fund Shorts Jump Fivefold
Well, Bitcoin is all to hell again.
Don’t Blame This Guy…
“If the selloff feels like news”…
‘It Was The Core Of My Existence’: Yellen’s Farewell Interview With CBS
Ok, I’ll say it: bless her heart.
Mideast Stocks Slide As World Markets Respond To Wall Street Rout
“There is selling pressure and profit-taking across the board.â€
One Agent Explains Why He’s Leaving The FBI
“I am reluctantly turning in my badge and leaving an organization I love. Why?”
Big Banks Slam Door On Bitcoin Purchases Using Credit Cards
“But the Reddit threads said there would be Lambos!”
Tail Risk And A Trip Back To The Shrinking Playground
Maneuvering space, a (still) shrunken sandbox, and a step closer to the tail risk strike.
Trader: Here’s What Central Banks Won’t Do
“I am 99.90 bid the 0.10%’s of 27.â€
“OK, paying 90. For how many?â€
“unlimited…â€
Goldman: Relax, This Isn’t 1987.
Welcome to the weekend and for the bulls, welcome to the head-splitting hangover that comes from a night of attempting to drink away the worst week for U.S. stocks in two years.
David Stockman Presents: The Two Elephants The GOP Has Forgotten
“Indeed, they are the proverbial elephants in the room, thereby giving rise to a considerable irony: To wit, the GOP party of the elephant, which is supposed to be the palladium of financial rectitude in American politics, has forgotten about them completely.”
There’s Too Much To Lose!
“We’ve come too far!”
With The Dow Down 500 Points, Here’s How Sure Everyone Was…
“How’s that workin’ out for you?”
Devin Nunes Got To Third Conspiracy Base And Then Couldn’t Get It Up
“…we were at least hoping there was some allegation in there that was WHOA IF TRUE! Otherwise, what have the House GOP and President Idiot Stupid been creaming their pants about all week?”
BEHOLD! ‘The Memo’
“You’ll figure it out”.
Barclays’ Wealth Management: Donald Trump Is Not Behind The Stock Market Rally
“How much of today’s undeniably rosy cheeked US economic health can we attribute to the US President?”
Stocks Set For Worst Week In 2 Years As Bond Bear Rips An Arm Off
If you want a really good laugh…
Yields, Dollar Spike As Jobs Report Threatens To Exacerbate Bond Rout
Ok, well if what you were looking for was an AHE beat on top of a headline payrolls beat from Friday’s jobs report, you got it…
Jobs Report Beats ‘Bigly’, AHE Breezes Past Estimates
Looks like a barnburner.
Trump Grabs Irony By The Pussy, Says FBI, DOJ Are ‘Sacred’ And Can’t Be Politicized
In stone, cold proof that irony is indeed dead, Donald Trump is up early on Friday tweeting about the FBI (as he’s prone to do).
Bitcoin Crashes Below $8,000 As Crypto Rout Accelerates
The bubble is popping. And it’s hilarious.
DAX Dives Again, Erases 2018 Gain In Worst Week Since 2016
It’s getting ugly in Europe.
Deutsche Bank Plunges Most In Six Months As Picky Investors Frustrated With ‘Lack Of Any Positive News’ In Results
Good luck finding the silver lining in this one.
2 More Scary Charts Because Why Not, Right?
There’s your retail interest.
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