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Weekly: The Leveraged Buildout (Speculative Gravity Control)

October 31, 2026October 31, 2026
  • The Problem, In A Nutshell…

    October 30, 2026
  • What’s What And WTF?

    October 30, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Oil, Dammit!

    October 30, 2026October 30, 2026

Markets

My Goodness: Amazon Spent Some Money

October 29, 2026October 31, 2026
  • Alphabet Whiffs, Microsoft Hits

    October 28, 2026October 31, 2026
  • Mona Lisa’s Smirk

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • F-ck You, Claude (Zen)

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • Around, Around We Go

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

economy

‘Remains Elevated’

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Boom!

    October 29, 2026October 30, 2026
  • Dissembling Strategery

    October 28, 2026October 29, 2026
  • Frozen Bubble

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026
  • It’s All Relative

    October 27, 2026October 28, 2026

Geopolitics

Lagarde Versus Le Pen?

October 29, 2026October 30, 2026

The Tragic Irony Of The Israeli State

October 28, 2026October 29, 2026

Lula!

October 26, 2026October 27, 2026

Duly Noted

An ARM And A Leg

October 28, 2026October 30, 2026

Not Since 1969…

October 22, 2026October 24, 2026

Jerome Powell Relearns A Lesson He Taught In 2012: ‘It Will Never Be Enough For The Market’

September 16, 2020September 17, 2020

Jerome Powell described the Fed’s new, outcome-based forward guidance as “strong and powerful” on Wednesday,

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Fed Adopts Outcome-Based Forward Guidance, Will Keep Rates Near Zero For At Least 3 Years

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020

Headed into the September meeting, the Fed wasn’t expected to make meaningful changes to the

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Traveling At ‘Warp Speed’ With ‘Fundamentally Unserious’ People

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020

So, it’s vaccine news you want is it? Well, the administration is happy to deliver.

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JPMorgan Sees $200 Billion Near-Term Risk For Stocks, But Kolanovic Still Broadly Bullish

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020

If you’re looking for an excuse to get tactically bearish, you might point to quarterly

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Retail Sales Miss May Be Coal Mine Canary For US Recovery

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020

Retail sales, one of the few top-tier economic indicators to stage a “real” V-shaped recovery,

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Keeping Up With The Kardashians

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020

Global equities were mixed and US stocks looked poised to build on gains as traders

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Paranoia

September 15, 2020September 16, 2020

US stocks ended off their best levels on Tuesday, giving up a portion of early

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Oracle’s TikTok Deal Takes Shape With Some Trump Demands Unmet

September 15, 2020

Oracle’s proposal for dealing with Donald Trump’s TikTok “problem” does not include a payment to

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Everyone’s A ‘Loser’: Meaningless WTO Ruling Marks Peak Absurdity In US-China Trade War

September 15, 2020

“Before the Trump administration came along and decimated the Appellate body, a case like this

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‘The Vaccine’s The Thing’ For Bond Yields, Elusive Stock Rotation

September 15, 2020

“The vaccine’s the thing”, writes BofA’s Michael Hartnett, describing what respondents to the bank’s monthly

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It’s A Bull Market And The Recession Is Over, Say Fund Managers

September 15, 2020

“It’s a bull market” and this is “no longer a recession”. That’s the “September zeitgeist”

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Cracks And Ceiling Shadows: Unprecedented Governmental Dysfunction Sows Doubt On Vaccine, Election

September 15, 2020September 15, 2020

“We saw with the completely bungled plasma statements that when you start pressuring people to

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Problem Solvers

September 15, 2020September 15, 2020

Reasonably strong activity data out of China was enough to bolster global risk appetite on

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China Beats Across The Board With August Activity Data. Yuan Strongest Since Huawei Ban

September 14, 2020September 15, 2020

China on Tuesday reported activity data for August that beat expectations, helping to cement the

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Exploding Trees

September 14, 2020September 15, 2020

“After a short period of time, after about 18 months, they become very dry, they

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‘Mega’ Risk

September 14, 2020September 14, 2020

When it comes to performance, mega-cap US tech is more exception than rule. The Nasdaq

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Oracle, TikTok Shotgun Wedding Exemplifies Autocratic Approach To Capitalism

September 14, 2020September 14, 2020

Shares of Oracle rose on Monday as the company confirmed its participation in a bid

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Oil Faces Existential Crisis As Mother Nature Finds A Way

September 14, 2020September 14, 2020

Headlines around the outlook for crude continued to deteriorate on Monday, as OPEC chimed in

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M&A(benomics)

September 14, 2020September 14, 2020

Global equities were buoyant to start the new week as deal activity, a smooth leadership

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Was That It?

September 13, 2020September 14, 2020

Was that it? Market participants will be asking themselves some version of that simple question

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Oracle Said To Win TikTok Bidding War As Microsoft Rejected, Algo In Question

September 13, 2020September 14, 2020

Just 48 hours after reports indicated that Beijing would prefer ByteDance simply shut down TikTok

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‘Collapse’ Art: De-Urbanization Reimagined

September 13, 2020September 14, 2020

One might fairly question some of the more dire predictions about the extent to which

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Amid Summer Stock Storm, A Dove Yawns

September 13, 2020September 14, 2020

Barring some kind of truly dramatic, nightmarish spiral in risk assets on Monday and Tuesday,

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Inflation Prep With Kevin Muir And Koyfin CEO Rob Koyfman

September 12, 2020September 14, 2020

There is perhaps no more vociferous debate in the always exciting world of macroeconomics than

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Analysts Stirred, But Not Shaken, By ‘Warp Speed’ Correction

September 12, 2020September 14, 2020

In the midst of rampant uncertainty, Goldman’s cross-asset strategy team this week upgraded equities to

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Rocket League

September 12, 2020September 14, 2020

“A bull correction” — according to what can loosely be described as the consensus narrative,

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Crescendo 2020: ‘There’s No Reason Whatsoever To Expect Anything Resembling Calm’

September 12, 2020September 14, 2020

Things may have changed — forever. That’s one takeaway from the latest note by Deutsche

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