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Paging Nick Timiraos?

September 8, 2025September 9, 2025

The Fed’s in their self-imposed communications blackout this week ahead of a September policy meeting

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CPI, Jobs Revisions Are Make Or Break For Super-Sized Fed Cut

September 7, 2025September 8, 2025

It’s CPI week in the US, but the relevance of the BLS inflation update for

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Ishiba Exits As Japanese Voter Angst Grows

September 7, 2025September 8, 2025

Shigeru Ishiba’s done. He was actually done months ago, in July, when a lackluster result

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ADP’s Revenge

September 6, 2025September 8, 2025

I suppose we all owe ADP an apology. For most of the post-pandemic era, macro

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Silver Lining (As Easy As 1, 2, Recession)

September 5, 2025September 8, 2025

Donald Trump may not be happy with Friday’s jobs report, but he should be pleased

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Dark Comedy

September 5, 2025September 7, 2025

Comedy. It’s a fixture of autocratic regimes. Dark comedy, sure. But comedy all the same.

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Goodbye US Hiring

September 5, 2025September 7, 2025

Somebody’s fired. Again. If Donald Trump was trying to send a message to the BLS

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Thank A Robot ($191.5 Billion)

September 4, 2025September 6, 2025

If we’re going to scapegoat “the machines” for escalatory selloffs as we so often do

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28 Weeks Later

September 4, 2025September 5, 2025

I suppose the Donald Trump macro “golden age” quips are tired by now. If not,

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Mighty American Services Sector Is A Good News, Bad News Story

September 4, 2025September 5, 2025

How about some good news? Anybody interested in that? Not really? I didn’t think so.

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US Labor Market Teeters As Jobless Claims Jump, Layoffs Rise

September 4, 2025September 5, 2025

And the hits just keep on comin.’ Jobless claims in the US jumped to 237,000

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Private Hiring Slows Again As US Employers ‘Whipsawed’

September 4, 2025September 4, 2025

“Whipsawed by uncertainty.” That’s the US labor market in 2025. The description comes from ADP

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Don’t Say It Out Loud

September 4, 2025September 4, 2025

Wall Street’s beginning to think the unthinkable. And to say it aloud, just not always

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Policy Errors And Politicization

September 3, 2025September 4, 2025

Is the Fed making a policy mistake by cutting rates at this month’s meeting? Note

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When You Lose The Acyclical Jobs…

September 3, 2025September 4, 2025

I should say a few more words about Wednesday’s update on job openings across the

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One-To-One No More

September 3, 2025September 4, 2025

There were considerably fewer open jobs across the US economy at the end of July

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Little Men, Big Parades

September 3, 2025September 4, 2025

Earlier this week, in “Autocrats On Parade,” I spent some time talking about the importance

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In US Housing: An Emergency

September 2, 2025September 2, 2025

As a general rule, you don’t want to be spending more than a third of

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Welcome To September

September 2, 2025September 3, 2025

It was notable that the long-end of the US Treasury curve saw no relief Tuesday

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‘We’re Bringing Back Factory Jobs’!

September 2, 2025September 3, 2025

Hiring. Tuesday’s update on America’s marquee gauge of manufacturing activity was all about hiring. Specifically:

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Signs Of The Times (Gold And Gilts)

September 2, 2025September 3, 2025

Call them signs of the times. On Tuesday, long-end UK yields were the highest in

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Autocrats On Parade

September 1, 2025September 3, 2025

The more autocratic you are as a leader, the more important optics tend to be.

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BABA!

September 1, 2025September 2, 2025

Do you own any Alibaba? No? Me neither. Not anymore. Xi Jinping ruined it for

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No Bad News Allowed

August 31, 2025September 2, 2025

It’s a big week on the macro front in the US, where traders will return

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Midnight In America

August 30, 2025September 2, 2025

Donald Trump’s tariffs are illegal. Or something. This — the court battle over the legality

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Enjoy It While It Lasts

August 29, 2025September 1, 2025

All’s well that ends well? That’s a question. I don’t know the answer. Stocks slipped

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Fed Politicization Is A 2026 Story, Traders Bet

August 29, 2025September 1, 2025

It could’ve been worse. Indeed, I’ll argue it should’ve been worse. “It” is the bond

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