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Nvidia Broke Chinese Laws, Xi Reckons

September 15, 2025September 16, 2025

The problem with operating in China is that the rule of law’s very weak where

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In China, Nothing Doing

September 14, 2025September 16, 2025

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: Policymakers in Beijing are still struggling to engineer

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The Weirdest FOMC Meeting Ever, Part Deux

September 14, 2025September 15, 2025

Amid the political melee, it’s easy to forget that there actually is a genuine (i.e.,

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In Other News…

September 14, 2025September 15, 2025

The September FOMC meeting isn’t the only event on the macro docket this week, although

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The Weirdest FOMC Meeting Ever, Part I

September 13, 2025September 15, 2025

The September 2025 FOMC gathering will be a surreal experience. For markets, but also for

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Weekly: The Anarchy Hedge

September 13, 2025September 14, 2025

I hate to be “that guy.” The guy quoting gold prices and complaining about budgets

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It’s Quiet. Too Quiet.

September 12, 2025September 14, 2025

“It’s quiet,” as the clichéd allusion to imminent danger begins. “Too quiet.” I talked about

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Bad News Is Good News (Double Dovish Whammy)

September 12, 2025September 14, 2025

The good news for stocks it that the data’s bad. How many times have we

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Vibecession, Now With Job Losses!

September 12, 2025September 13, 2025

Consumer moods in the US deteriorated early this month, according to the marquee gauge of

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Stock Bubble Metric Hits New Record In Nod To Inequality Spiral

September 12, 2025September 14, 2025

US equities came into Friday looking for a second consecutive weekly gain, a fifth in

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Bolsonaro’s Guilty

September 11, 2025September 12, 2025

Tariffs on Brazil are 10,000% starting tomorrow. I’m just kidding. Probably. Maybe. Hopefully. Donald Trump’s

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A Few Words On Charlie Kirk’s Assassination

September 11, 2025September 12, 2025

The easiest way to understand Charlie Kirk’s death is to state the facts: Kirk was

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Jobless Claims Alarmism Kicks Into High Gear

September 11, 2025September 12, 2025

Jobless claims in the US are still rising! Jobless claims in the US just spiked

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‘Benign’ Inflation Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

September 11, 2025September 12, 2025

Phew. We squeaked by. I guess. Core inflation across the US economy ran 0.346% in

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There’s An ‘Invisible Hand’ Keeping Stocks At Records

September 10, 2025

There’s an “invisible hand” at work and I don’t mean Adam Smith’s thoroughly exhausted metaphor

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Reckless Mischief

September 10, 2025September 11, 2025

Drones. Vladimir Putin’s got ’em to burn thanks in part to Iranian generosity. UAVs are

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Larry Hits The Jackpot

September 10, 2025September 11, 2025

Larry Ellison made something like $120 billion by lunchtime on Wednesday. How’d you do? I

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The Bigger Story Behind Cook V. Trump

September 10, 2025September 11, 2025

It’s not a stretch — or if it is, not an especially large one —

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Wholesale Inflation In The US Cools Sharply. And Conveniently

September 10, 2025September 11, 2025

Good news: Wednesday’s update on wholesale prices across the world’s largest economy looked benign. If

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Anywhere, Anytime

September 9, 2025September 10, 2025

Two things right off the bat. First, Israel’s a rogue state now. Second, brazen assassinations

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NSFW

September 9, 2025September 10, 2025

Predictably, the Trump administration propagandized new BLS data which suggested total employment across the US

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Give Or Take 911,000

September 9, 2025September 10, 2025

Drama, folks. High drama. And I don’t mean Israel venturing further down the road to

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Investors Are Learning To Live With A Post-Democracy America

September 9, 2025September 10, 2025

There for a time, the story of 2025 was US underperformance. On some vectors anyway,

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Acrophobia

September 8, 2025September 8, 2025

It’s a good thing valuations and market concentration aren’t reliable predictors of near-term equity market

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Here We Go Again. Again.

September 8, 2025September 9, 2025

I enjoy writing about French politics about as much as you like reading about French

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S&P 7,000 Here We Come?

September 8, 2025September 9, 2025

The outlook for large-cap, US corporate equities — “the stocks,” if you like — remains

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The Party Line. Toe It Or Else…

September 8, 2025September 9, 2025

Over the weekend, regime official Scott Bessent showed up on NBC’s Meet The Press which

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