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Buy The Dip Mantra Tested After ‘Right Kind Of Washout’ For Tech Mania

September 9, 2020September 9, 2020

“I’m buying the dip, who’s with me?!” If I frequented retail investor Reddit boards, I

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Instability At Warp Speed

September 9, 2020September 9, 2020

Headlines for western markets on Wednesday revolved around some iteration on the narrative that equities

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Electric Slide

September 8, 2020September 8, 2020

“The horror”, Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas joked, on Tuesday evening, after a third straight day of

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Deutsche’s Kocic Flags ‘Fear Of Massive Risk-Off Trade’ Amid Unprecedented Political Entropy

September 8, 2020September 9, 2020

Earlier this month, while appraising the twisted, smoldering heap of institutions, norms, and principles that

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That Is Soooo 2020

September 8, 2020September 8, 2020

In the context of the historic summer surge, it would be strange to characterize the

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The ‘Should Be’ Correction

September 8, 2020September 8, 2020

It’s a familiar refrain: the historic rebound in equity and credit is detached from economic

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Nomura’s McElligott: Tesla The ‘Retail Gamma Proxy’ Is Now An ‘Idiosyncratic Pain Point’

September 8, 2020September 8, 2020

Why does Tesla’s tumble in the wake of what Bloomberg described as the S&P 500

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Bad Buyers

September 8, 2020September 8, 2020

“The strong rise in equities from the March trough, coupled with bullish options positioning, makes

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Legends Of The Summer

September 7, 2020September 8, 2020

For obvious reasons, market participants are obsessed with the blockbuster rally in US tech, which

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Froth Off The Top

September 7, 2020

“Take a little off the top”. That’s generally how market participants are thinking about last

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When The Chips Are Down

September 7, 2020September 7, 2020

Monday was a rough day for Semiconductor Manufacturing International. Shares of China’s top chipmaker plunged

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We’re All SoftBank. We’re All Masayoshi Son. We’re All Robinhood.

September 7, 2020September 7, 2020

The market did not appear to be amused with the idea of Masayoshi Son, gunslinging

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Frankenstein

September 6, 2020September 7, 2020

If you were wondering how much SoftBank made buying calls on US tech stocks over

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Dystopia Revisited: ‘Central-Bankism’ And ‘The Next Normal’

September 6, 2020September 7, 2020

It’s with varying degrees of success that I’ve endeavored to explain to casual readers what,

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Volatility The Wayward Traveler (Unemployment Abyss 2045)

September 6, 2020September 7, 2020

Perhaps the most important thing to understand about the societal unrest that continues to play

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Meanwhile, In Credit: More Records

September 5, 2020September 7, 2020

Week after week, it’s the same story: investors’ appetite for corporate credit is insatiable. Although

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‘We Disagree With Every Element Of This Narrative’: Why One Bank Doubts A Consensus Bond Trade

September 5, 2020September 7, 2020

Lost in the fog of “whale tales” and superseded in the news cycle by the

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Whale Tales And Riverboat Gamblers: The Story Of 2020’s Summer Tech Bonanza

September 5, 2020September 7, 2020

“Think back to last week when the bulls were telling us that the market was

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The Nasdaq Whale

September 4, 2020September 7, 2020

We now know that SoftBank was the “Nasdaq whale”. For at least a week prior

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$1.6 Billion Per Hour (And Apple As The ‘Poster Child’ For Right-Tail Repricing)

September 4, 2020September 7, 2020

If you thought the Nasdaq 100’s 30% premium to its 200-day moving average was egregious,

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Charlie McElligott And The Reservoir Dogs Standoff

September 4, 2020September 4, 2020

“Little did you know I meant MINUTES not months”, Nomura’s Charlie McElligott quipped on Friday,

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Permanent Job Losses Surged In August (And Other Reality Checks)

September 4, 2020

And now for the bad news. As is customary in the post-pandemic reality, a quick

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August Jobs Report Puts US Nearly Halfway To Recovering Pandemic Losses, Unemployment Rate Drops

September 4, 2020September 4, 2020

Evidence on the US labor market was mixed coming into August payrolls on Friday. Jobless

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‘This Was Not A Rally To Take Seriously’

September 4, 2020September 4, 2020

Global equities took the largest selloff in US shares since June largely in stride, although

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Bill Barr Comes For Google

September 3, 2020

“Way” back on May 16, I wondered if Donald Trump would gamble 20% of the

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A Badly Needed ‘Crash’

September 3, 2020September 4, 2020

Lost in a truly egregious rout for US equities on Thursday was news that Steve

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Attention-Deficit Disorder

September 3, 2020September 3, 2020

On Thursday, investors received a decidedly unwelcome reminder that stocks can (and will) occasionally fall,

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