Consider yourself “advised,” LGBT community, Trump “cannot be burdened” with the “tremendous” aggravations of allowing you to fight and die for him.
Category: Trump
Actually, Trump Is Doing A Lot Of Repealing And Replacing
“Kislyak must be one forgettable fellow.”
Tuesday Satire: Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order On Trump
“Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys.”
Making Stupidity Great Again
“Hello, you have reached the United States of America. We’re sorry no one is here to take your call right now.”
Subpoena Issued For Paul Manafort
“While we were willing to accommodate Mr. Manafort’s request to cooperate with the committee’s investigation without appearing at Wednesday’s hearing, we were unable to reach an agreement.”
‘Kamikaze’: Trump Declares War On Law Enforcement With Tuesday Morning Tweets
“They bring us clearly into the territory, where we may have been for a while, of a president bent on destroying the authority of the Justice Department that he worries, perhaps for reasons only he knows, may destroy him.”
Trump Says ‘Weak’ Sessions Is Hiding Hillary ‘Crimes,’ WaPo Is Helping Amazon Commit Tax Fraud
Good morning, America! Here’s some “covfefe”…
Trump Demands ‘Loyalty’ From Boy Scouts, Blasts ‘Cesspool’, & Other Fun Videos
Donald Trump spent a lot of time with America’s youth on Monday.
As expected, he set a good example and his message was overwhelmingly positive.Â
Dear Fox News: You Are America’s Only Hope…
“The only authoritative voice in Trump’s divided America is the voice that helped drive us apart in the first place.”
Trump Considers Replacing ‘Beleaguered’ Sessions With Rudolph Giuliani: Axios
“President Trump is so unhappy with Attorney General Jeff Sessions that he has raised the possibility of bringing back Rudolph Giuliani to head the Justice Department.”
There’s ‘A Name For That’: ‘Dictator’
“You can’t — and no court is going to rule otherwise.”
Jared Kushner Issues Statement, Promises He Didn’t Commit Treason
“I did not collude, nor know of anyone else in the campaign who colluded, with any foreign government.”
Even If Trump Could Pardon Himself, Should He?
“In 1915, the Supreme Court decided in Burdick v. United States that a pardon “carries an imputation of guilt and acceptance of a confession of it.”
Constitutional Crisis, Here We Come?
“He can’t be fired just because the president is worried about what he might find. But he can be removed if he violates department regulations — which made Trump’s use of the word “violation†intriguing.”
What’s It Like To Be Robert Mueller?
“While the new head of Trump’s personal legal team, John Dowd, has denied any discussion of the pardon power within the White House, the Post writes that both the president and his lawyers have inquired about Trump’s ability to pardon aides, family members, and himself.”
Welcome To The Scaramucci Propaganda Era
“In his mind, reporters do not exist to press him for answers on behalf of the American people but to communicate whatever message Trump chooses to give the American public.”
Donald Trump Cannot Pardon Himself – Sorry.
“Self-pardon under this rubric is impossible.”
Trump Says NY Times ‘Foiled’ U.S. Plot To Kill ISIS Leader, Says He Can Pardon Himself
Just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any more absurd…
Undercutting Mueller: Are Trump’s Lawyers Abandoning America?
“They may be right. But they may not be as well.”
Is This Really What Reagan Would Have Done?
“Concessions without reciprocation, made against the better judgment of foreign policy advisers, smack more of payoff than outreach. If this is what Trump’s version of “winning†looks like, what might further victory entail? The re- creation of the Warsaw Pact? The reversion of Alaska to Russian control?”
Obama’s Last Laugh
“No repeal and no replace. They can’t even do repeal and punt.”
Mueller Expands Trump Investigation; VIX Jumps, USDJPY Dips
“The U.S. special counsel investigating possible ties between the Donald Trump campaign and Russia in last year’s election is examining a broad range of transactions involving Trump’s businesses as well as those of his associates, according to a person familiar with the probe.”
Trump’s Shocking NY Times Interview: A Scathing Critique
“President Trump yesterday issued a stunning vote of no-confidence in basically everyone currently in a leadership position in the Justice Department, the FBI, or the special counsel’s office—in other words, not just some federal law enforcement, but all of it.”
The Obvious Reason Why Trump’s ‘Other’ Chat With Putin Is A Problem
“It’s reasonable to worry about what he might have told Mr. Putin.”
Donald Trump Has Now Threatened To Harm Americans If He Doesn’t Get His Way. #MAGA?
“We’re not going to own it. I’m not going to own it. I can tell you the Republicans are not going to own it. We’ll let Obamacare fail and then the Democrats are going to come to us.â€
Let’s Charge Trump Jr., Kushner, And/Or Manafort With Espionage
“What was clear, however, was the intent. According to the AP report, “Veselnitskaya presented the contents of the documents to Trump Jr. and suggested that making the information public could help the campaign.†And receiving this plastic folder, assuming it really happened, may have implicated the participants in espionage.”
Putin Didn’t Do It.
“And that fake news and hacking? Yeah, he did all that. But none of it would have had any chance of working if we didn’t have millions of silly, hateful voters that were susceptible to believing all the nonsensical bullshit.”
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