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Tuesday Satire: Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order On Trump

"Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys."

************* Via The New Yorker's satirist Andy Borowitz WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an extraordinary rebuke of the President of the United States, the Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. have obtained a restraining order against Donald J. Trump. The order, which the Girls Scouts were granted on Monday night, prevents Trump from coming within three hundred feet of any gathering of the Scouts’ organization. Carol Foyler, a Girl Scouts spokesperson, said that while the G.S.U.S.A. sought the restraining order “out of an abundance of caution,” the girls themselves were “in no way, shape or form” afraid of President Trump. “They’re prepared to deal with bobcats and bears,” she said. “They can handle a malignant narcissist.” Trump wasted little time responding to the Girl Scouts’ action, lashing out at the organization in a blistering early-morning tweet storm. “Failing Girl Scouts bad (or sick) guys,” Trump wrote. “Mints, cookies terrible. Sad!” ******** As a reminder.... Here's Trump telling thousands of Boy Scouts at their national "Jamboree" event that Washington is a "sewer" and a "cesspool." https://twitter.com/ABC/status/889618610246762496
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4 comments on “Tuesday Satire: Girl Scouts Obtain Restraining Order On Trump

  1. jbond says:

    Surprised not mentioned that Hillary was a Girl Scout; they must all be crooked.

  2. Mary Ann Holm says:

    tRump is a ridiculous man. What an embarrassment to this country.

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